Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

Hi King G

Sorry If i have been neglecting my polishing duties but i can never seem to find you lately...

I heard that you were a bit tied up at the moment but i didn't know they meant that literally..

I will polish your sword as soon as I can get my hands on it.

Lady Kissy K
xxxx

[Violet]

.. hi Lady Kissy K.. good to see you're at least attempting to keep up with your duties.. (the king's a bit displeased it seems).. [xx x]..

Don't know where i am Bond, Kwills, Fallofhishorsealot, or whoever you may be! Its getting a bit confusing around here with all these spies and undercover agents..don't know if i'm coming or going!
I was tied up for a while by I.M. but managed to escape.
I'm supposed to be King around here and haven't had my sword polished for days.
Hope Princess Violet is ok and hasn't jumped from that tower yet.

.. No, your Highness.. I've not jumped -- not yet..

.. Here I am, up in my tower still.. trying to concentrate on my memoirs.. only my mind keeps wandering..

... It seems I'm in recovery from recovery.. uh.. from recovery, I think.. but as we all know around here: there ain't no cure for this sort of thing..

.. which reminds me.. it seems Leonard did decide to use the letter I wrote his Lordship a while ago.. and he made those changes I suggested too, since there's no mention of limos or robes 'n wigs 'n things.. oh, and he threw in the bracelet line too.. (I wonder if I'm owed some royalties on all this, actually)..

.. anyway.. I think it works much better as a song.. (I mean the people at that recovery place were right about that.. my love for his Lordship did drive me to repetitiveness for some reason.. for a love letter, I mean)..

.. anyway, my Lordship.. this is for you.. and I hope you are having a wonderful time doing whatever it is you're doing.. wherever it is you are..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8sVZLzlGNM
FULL SCREEN..

ever,
your v i o l e t (stem).. xx x.. taking things easy here upstate.. under the green boughs of an imagined heaven.. (with you, my lord)..

.. [oh, kwi-- bond Kwills Is bond.. I'll get back to you soon.. things seem to have dissolved to a pervading incomprehensibility at this point.. anyway.. just know, there is great Evil afoot.. I mean, please don't be deceived into thinking this is all just fun and games or something.. not with the likes of the evilish queen.. this Henning monster-imposter.. and a king so obsessed with sword polishing that his kingdom might just as well be called a condom.. though I believe he likes to go unsheathed.. (come to think of it).. I mean.. (oh, never mind)]..

[Karren B]

Dear SVP(f)

I am trying to keep up with my duties but the King doesn’t make this easy! One minute he’s tied up in Queen cates chambers, then he’s tied up in the woods, then he’s tied up in the dungeon…I think this is becoming a habit…(how come no one ever ties me up?). I have assured the King that his sword will be well and truly polished as soon as he comes back. And by then I think he’ll know if he’s cumming or going…

V(M)
Pussy Galore aka Agent Orange, has been looking into this Henning business…As I am not aloud to make a tweet about the little birdie angle, (you know I would hate to incur the wrath of you know who). I’m not sure what direction the investigation should go in? kwills…er …bond…er…baby bond…seems to think I do a lot of sleeping on the job…(I can assure you not much sleeping goes on) I am very diligent in my interrogation…I get as much out of them as I can!

Kwills…Sir F….BB…Munchkin!
And about this lying in bed all day…I have a very vigorous routine that involves a certain amount of undercover work, which I must admit can get very tiring and I may need a lie down after…But apart from that there is definitely no pillow talk!

kwills you said something about being addicted to this place... Well I think maybe that’s the plan all along…they are making us all addicted to this place and I think we may all need professional help eventually (violet is already in some kind of therapy…or recovering from the recovery of therapy) After all they already have 21,839 of us! (and growing every day)…

Lady Kissy K

AKA Agent Orange

By the way i'd watch queen cate (aka Honey Ryder) she definately has a couple of deadly weapons there!

[kwills]

WHO'S WHO

For those who think we are quite mad
And loose their bearings here,
Who is who and what is what
To us it's very clear!
Sweet Princess V is my boss
She works for MI6
She's also known as M or V
And knows some useful tricks!

The Evil Cackling Queenie Cate
Is one you must beware,
She's also known as Honey Ryder
And is as friendly as a bear!
The Lady in waiting Kissy K
Is also Pussy Galore
For reasons that will soon be clear
If you read this thread some more!

King Gerry is Henry,Richard and Dick
And is married to the Evil Queen Cate,
He loves Kissy K's Pussy Galore that
keeps his sword so straight!
I.F. is scary she loves her whips
Her masks,chains and leather,
One wrong move and you are done
She is our dungeon master!

Sir F for short is also Bond
And works for Princess V,
He does his best to serve her well
And yes that knight is me!

So now you know who is who it really is so simple,
King Gerry is Henry,Richard and Dick,
Queen Cate Is Honey Ryder,
Kissy k ,Agent Orange,Pussy Galore
I.F. the resident spanker,
Sir F, Baby Bond with his horse Buckalot
And Princess V,Boss,Violet Sweet flower!

[Karren B]

kwills

Oh My G-d....

That was brilliant...

Lets just say, now we know who's who...(which was as clear as mud).

Can someone please tell me who the F***********Henning is???????????

Lady Kissy K...confused...confounded...and concerned for her sanity...
xxxx

[kwills]

Thanks Karren!
I forgot about Henning (The Mole) and Jarkko (Dangermouse) and Dick (the Blow up Peeping Tom Doll!)

Psst Henning is a singing moderator!

[Violet]

.. oh, nice, Sir F.. a good reminder..

.. uh, Sir F.. as to your poem-thingy, I'm glad you cleared all that up too.. for the average reader, that is.. for the rest of us here, there are still some finer points to be clarified and brought out, however.. now..

.. Lady Kis-- uh, Puss-- I mean, Agent Orange.. (I was hoping you weren't going to resort to color, as it's just one more tedious thing we'll have to do).. now what wa-- oh.. you've brought new meaning to the term "undercover work".. and so of course that should be bronzed.. but there's so much else to do.. (maybe later.. when I'm just moseying around.. looking for stuff)..

.. okay, now.. up in my tower today, I've been going over a few things.. and yes, this is just one of the many threads of this larger thread-dom of Kissingham -- or do I mean Cumalott??.. anwyay, my point is.. just what is my point?.. oh, that it's always nice to get an overview of some kind.. and I can see those sorts of plot-pointy patterns 'n things from way up here, in any event..

.. now, kw-- bond.. take special notice [in this little flick] of the Evil Witch of Westham.. I mean take a real gander at that face.. now THAT, dear baby bond, is the embodiment of Pure Evil.. THAT is where we're all heading if we don't disentangle ourselves from trite banalities and start to focus on doing the REAL work of -- okay, sometimes undercover work does involve quilts 'n things, and other sorts of bedcovers.. I mean, that part just can't be helped.. (as we've learned in every single Bond film).. STILL.. it's for us to try and STAY FOCUSED..

.. oh.. I do believe his Lordship to be the Scarecrow (since the Scarecrow's my favorite).. it's so funny he's concerned about not having a brain, since his Lordshi -- well, I won't go on about him.. but he's got more stuffing up there than most of us, let's just say.. Oh yeah.. I used to think he was also the wizard himself.. so.. I'm still working on that..

.. Oh, as to who Henning is (besides Danger Mouse, I mean)*.. hmm.. does anyone actually know Henning?.. maybe he should be asked to come down here to help straighten this all out.. yes, he is the Embodiment of Pure Evil.. (just like the Evil Witch in the film, kwills).. but, aside from that, he seems like a very fun person.. so.. maybe somebody invite him, I think.. oh, and you say he sings, kwills??

.. Alright.. just a little overview now.. oh, and -- I believe our dungeon domantrix person is I.F... not I.M.. maybe "Im" stands for Imaginary?.. as in "Imaginary Friend?".. (who's also been called Imaginary Fiend, by the way).. anyway.. she doubles as Glinda the Goodish Witch of Goodham[ish].. (remember about the leather 'n such she wears under that frilly dress though.. I mean, even though she's a bit sugary at times, she's not someone to be trifled with, in other words)..

.. okay..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Vs5IGCMd0
FULL SCREEN..


*oh, wait.. Jarkko is Dangermouse.. Henning is.. hmm that dude behind Dangermouse??.. (oh, the mole).. hmm..

[kwills]

Thank you Violet for correcting me there, I could have had a proper spanking!

[Violet]

.. Sir F.. I'm going to try something.. let's see if this gets Henning over here..


.......................... SURRENDER HENNING.............


.. (or at least come down here and post a song for us or something)..

[kwills]

Gosh Boss,V,Princess that was so masterful I would certainly surrender if I was him!

[Karren B]

Dear SVP(f)

Sorry about the colours V couldn’t resist. Was going to use agent ‘O’ but if you’ve ever seen the ‘Story of ‘O’ then I thought maybe not!... But if we are using letters as in M, V, etc the I don’t see why not!

As to your trying to lure Henning down here I think he may be under the impression that we are all out of our minds….. Would you come down here??????

Maybe a more subtle approach might work…Henning Darling! Princess V would like a word with you and maybe you would like to tell Kissy K what you like to do in your spare time? I’ve heard you're pretty nimble with your fingers…what with all that guitar playing…

Lady Kissy K
xx

PS. If you do see this Henning Please take into consideration that i was under the influence of a good single malt at the time of posting...

[Violet]

.. okay.. a very sweet looking Lady Kissy K.. finally getting her cumuppance (!).. (finally we see what's REALLY going on around here.. no more benign innuendo)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kf73QqkCy4
FULL SCREEN..

[Karren B]

Ouuuuuuchhhhhhhh

But i didn't get to see how it ended....For God sake tell me she at least got a shag out of that

Lady Kissy K
Licking her wounds (or getting someone else to lick them for her)
xx

[kwills]

Here he is strumming my life away with his fingers.


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She deserves a whip round for that performance..er..I mean... you know..

[Violet]

.. Lady Kissy K.. or, uh, Agent "O".. I thought that was King G. doing that.. I mean.. I thought he did that whenever you're remiss about keeping up with all the sword polishing 'n such.. (was my understanding)..

.. oh, that's Henning, kwills??.. hmm.. must have some kind of explosive device planted in that guitar of his.. yes.. I can see how he operates.. probably a very pretty tune too.. gets you all into him 'n everything then -- WHAM!!.. (figures)..