Aliens And Their Obsession With Our Butts

[Ren]

I can't wait
For the aliens to invade
I'm excited
I'm not afraid

When they finally arrive
I'll be a trooper
I'll let them look
Up my pooper

Why would aliens
Travel here
All this way
To look up our rears?

A thousand light years
Across space so vast
Just so some human
Can pull down his pants?

Supernovas too see
Asteroids too
So why would aliens
Choose such a nasty view?

[Alsiony]

Because in order to understand something properly, you need to look at every aspect of it... and seeing as all humans have a tendency to talk out of their backsides at one time or another - this cannot be left unturned...
The real question is- why the bloodyhell would they be interested in any aspect of us in the first place?!

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[Alsiony]

We've electing a new government in a couple of days and from what i can make out they all talk out of thier a***s

I am finding the whole business quite depressing to be honest Karren! Tsk. I won't get all political now though

I just want a go at driving a space ship anyways - a BIG ONE
Ren tell me when they land and put in a good word for me...

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