This is not one of mine but I have to share it with you

[Byron]

A very good friend put this on another forum I'm in:

WHAT IF DR. SEUSS DID TECHNICAL WRITING?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy
disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel
on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well
reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the
microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash
your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your mom.

[witty_owl]

Byron,
Thanks for sharing a good laugh!
Cheers, Witty Owl.

[Epurcelly]

That is great... I must show to my brother who will think that it is even funnier in his extensive computer lingo talkin' mind...

[lizzytysh]

Byron ~

I need your friend to come check the glitches in my computer. He's clearly the one who could make a difference .

Very funny stuff, indeed ~ "Poetry into the 21st Century."

~ Lizzy

[linmag]

Thanks for a much-needed giggle, Byron. I like the new signature quote too