Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Diagnoses Submitted

[LEONKA]

DrHGuy

How can I order this bracelet because I am from Slovakia. My Cohenites personality disorder is serious.

[holydove]

DrHGuy, once again you are brilliantly hilarious!

And I must thank you for the very compassionate modifications you have presented, in light of the possible nuances which manifest in CPD;( especially the option of deleting Death of a Ladies' Man from the listening device - only one such as you could understand the importance of these options.)

The medical alert bracelet will do a great service for all Cohenites, as well as the general public - this is the kind of dialogue & understanding the world needs, especially during these difficult periods of withdrawal. It might also help Cohenites to spot each other when we are "lost among the subway crowds"; and at times when we can't get those front row center seats, or be in the presence of Our Dear Man, perhaps we can catch each others' eyes, sing in midnight choirs, see each others' "bracelets" & brushes, walk with each other along the burning sand, etc., etc.

Thank you for your great creative humor in describing, and caring for, the CPD community!

[MaryB]

Doctor Alan,

I thought I've already been branded by the purchase and wearing of the 'Unified Heart Ring'. Now I need to purchase a bracelet also ???

Warmest regards,
Mary

(P.S. What is the cost of the bracelet w/S&H and where do I mail my check?)

[lizzytysh]

OMG!!!!!! You've done it, again, Allan! Can you hear me laughing !?! Surely you must!! And I haven't even followed the link, yet... just looked at the bracelet and read your post. I want one... I can tell you that. Hilarious, secondary ER measures, holydove !!!


~ Lizzy

[holydove]

Lizzy, glad you enjoyed it . . . don't forget to follow the link, DrH gets funnier by the minute!

[lizzytysh]

Oh, believe me, I did... last night! Unfortunately, tonite, it's VERY late and I don't have time to talk more about it. This man is brilliant! And I WANT a BRACELET. [Ahem... cough, cough]

[mutti]

in desperate need of a bracelet please!
love Mutti