And a happy Q.C. day in merry England,
well as happy as can be under the circumstances, with the top queens council Mickey_one still missing or at large. Rumors had surfaced that he had been spotted off of the Ivory Coast in a pirate vessel that targeted spaghetti – boats carrying spaghetti, in early March. Unfortunately before a rescue attempt could be made by the nimble British Navy,... (sorry just thinking of british navy sailors for a sec) ... M-one was captured by a female band of buccaneers who were demanding dragon fruit and life savors (fruit flavored) as ransom. Sadly the no-nonsense hostage policy of the British government has precluded any attempt at negotiation. Our only hope is that Mickey one will come up with a cunning plan to trick and escape from those buxom buccaneers.
well maybe this isn't exactly what happened but it could have happened. I mean it must have been something like that for Mickey_one to stay away from us for this long. he say June 1st, didn't he.
please feel free to add your own (light hearted) story
