For James

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:11 am

And his name is James and he dosn't say very much
but he likes to come on sometimes and make such a fuss
he changes his name and counts the posts
he thinks some post too many, and he appears like a ghost
from circle six, his latest name is Heretic
and some of his comments would make you quite sick
but he really thinks he is cool and slick
and i suspect he is dogmatic, insecure and a bit thick
he is training or hoping to be a barrister in court
but this requires maturity and an intellect of sort
and he really is the Tin Man of this Board
looking for a heart instead of wielding a sarcastic sword
and he appears to be a spoilt boy, full of jealousy
for he is always having a dig at our Lizzy
and Georges of the pseudo poetry fame
he is accusing of us of playing a very silly game
whilst James himself, just wants himself and himself in the frame
I think he just comments and tries to provoke
for attention to himself, however he is becoming quite a joke

Coco · Post by **Coco** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:29 pm

Hi George!

This is one of your best efforts! You have encapsulated Hairy Tick's "personalities" in a few succint lines. You have a gift that Hairy Tick has unwittingly encouraged. Please continue to use it.

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:23 am

Hairy Tick said i had no talent
and i ignored the art of rhyme
but i think he has relented
for he is out of time
Hairy Tick blew a gasket
and labelled us all his name of Heretics
I think he wants some heads in a basket
while he just sits there and knits
Hairy Tick just wants affection and to be loved
insulting all before him
and i think he really wants to be known as gentle Jim
and reside in HIS BOARD above
Hairy Tick likes rubber inanimate dollies and the rest
to prove that they are all part of his breath
liking to playing Godhood and deflated death
for ever daring to answer or question him
Georges

Makera · Post by **Makera** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:17 am

Funny stuff George

See, he is 'useful' after all, as grist for your poetic mill!

Coco, I love the new 'name' you've given him: "Hairy Tick", very punny!

~Makera

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 3:36 am

Could not resist it, Makera but i will still wish James/Partisan/Starfish/Heretic a merry Xmas.
p.s Try and be more civil, next Xmas Heretic..............Georges