The Infinite Haiku

[lizzytysh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tinderella !!!

Interesting, it sounds the same to a drunk, Irish lass as it does to a sober, American one. Hmmm.

[tinderella]

ah..thanks Jack... We all want our birthday to last forever, but I want my bed now... thanks so much.. Nite nite ..

[tinderella]

Lizzy......................... You are amazing!

thanks a million. Kisses to everyone that loves Leonard as much as me . xxxxxxx

[Rel Constant]

[quote="Lion of Lions[/quote]

archaic RP
index had shops selling books
on speech for 5 cents

(I suggest you buy one and share it with Lizzy. RPI is the retail price index, but i am sure you knew that)[/quote]


On speech for 5 cents
the low Consoomer Price Index
pointed out in House

[lizzytysh]

pointed out in House
floor boards rising, ghosts below
seance a success

[tinderella]

yeah its late.......................I was talking to a friend
Birthdays huh? took a while to empty the bottle
even for an irish lass
Bed beckons.................... so I just want to say
I Love Leonard
I Love you all
Don't take life too serious

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tinderella]

Lion of Lions
"Class Act"?

You made my birthday
Kisses

[lizzytysh]

Ah, and here I was about to say... so much for bed and water !! Just can't say that final goodnite . Maybe you will be able to now, though... a sweet conversation with a friend, musing on life, always helps .


Goodnight, Tinderella. May you wake having had splendiferous dreams... that's 4 syllables, no matter how you count 'em .


~ Lizzy

[Alexandra Scarlet]

pointed out in House
floor boards rising, ghosts below
seance a success

Seance a success
the dead are always with us
forgetful kingdom

[lizzytysh]

forgetful kingdom
humans compared with others
such as elephants

[Lion of Lions]

forgetful kingdom
humans compared with others
such as elephants

such as elephants
tiptoe through grass, so does Jack
clunk threads on his arse

[Rel Constant]

Clunk threads on his arse
in an attempt to braid them
to thwart braiding up

[Lion of Lions]

Clunk threads on his arse
in an attempt to braid them
to thwart braiding up

to thwart braiding up
the ABC network made
a whole bunch of rules


nb to Rel Constant, yours was one of the most ungiving last lines to follow , and my hard-work Brady Bunch "joke" raises my effort to only a 5 out of 10 at most.

an alternative 5 out of 10 take could be

to thwart braiding up
prisoners have their heads shaved
and balls on a plait

actually, the "plait" pun is so clever I raise it to 7.5, (whilst at all times maintaining my objectivity in judging.)

[Lion of Lions]

Lion of Lions
"Class Act"?

You made my birthday
Kisses

welcome, and some kisses back (not yours, they have been used, these are fresh ones of course)
xxx

[Alexandra Scarlet]

A whole bunch of rules
could be instituted here
I can't be bothered