A Very Short Poem

[Amycohentats]

I've lost my pen.
I'm slightly worried because
It knows all my secrets and
Could easily leak.

[lazariuk]

Welcome and it is fine how you arrived delivering such smiles.

It is not as scary here as you have been told.

[iveta]

wow what a piece of everyday life poetry
sounds funnny and decadent at the same time

usually, I almost forget to take the pen
but just before leaving home
I cram it into back pocket of my jeans
catch a bus take a seat
and then my pen breaks and starts leaking blue juice

it's a bit sad because then I'm dirty and have nothing to write with

but i've just decided to become a poet a make such annoying accidents sound decadent

[lizzytysh]

That's very cute, Amy . Love your punplay, plus that little reality factor.


~ Lizzy

[Lion of Lions]

I found your pen
I'm slightly worried because
none of your secrets
were interesting

[Amycohentats]

I found your pen
I'm slightly worried because
none of your secrets
were interesting

hahahahaha good one!

and thank you lizzy im a fan of this one myself - its cute

[Cate]

Hi Amy and welcome to the forum

I liked this one as well, it brought me a smile and laugh.

[Amycohentats]

thankyou very much cate

[Lion of Lions]

I've lost my penis.
I'm slightly worried because
it knows all my secrets and
could easily leak.

[Cate]

again!
you're going to have to keep a tighter hold on that thing.

try looking behind the cream in the fridge or if not your wife's top drawer
...oh did you look in the bathroom magazine rack?

[Amycohentats]

I've lost my penis.
I'm slightly worried because
it knows all my secrets and
could easily leak.

way to lowering the tone!

[lazariuk]

Hi Amy
I am not so interested in any secrets that might be accidentally leaked from pens but if you ever get around to showing more pen markings like "energy of slaves" I sure hope I am around to see it.
Jack

[Lion of Lions]

I've lost my penis.
I'm slightly worried because
it knows all my secrets and
could easily leak.

way to lowering the tone!

"the pen is mightier than the sword"

Edward Bulwer-Lytton 1839

"the penis mightier than the sword"

Lion of Lions 2009

btw compared to a whole thread dedicated to Jack's asshole- this one is genteel and cultured.

[Lion of Lions]

again!
you're going to have to keep a tighter hold on that thing.

that's a matter for you

Being born only lasts a moment but it is not a unique moment as many who have been through rebirthing will tell you. someone has been talking out of his arse as usual.

[lazariuk]

Being born only lasts a moment but it is not a unique moment as many who have been through rebirthing will tell you. someone has been talking out of his arse as usual.

Obviously you are talking about what someone told you and not what you have experienced.