What exactly is an A**hole?

[lazariuk]

Lizzy: I don't usually get the wishes that I wish for myself just the ones others wish for me.

Violet: Sorry that you are feeling sick, I hope it passes soon.

[lizzytysh]

Then, should you find one willing, I wish that both your desires be fulfilled.

[I wonder what might she have been wishing for? A mortal, an archangel, a friend beyond G~d and other angels?]

[lizzytysh]

You know I really don't think I can continue having this conversation without really feeling sick..

At least you've moved to the proper room for it, Violet .

[lazariuk]

[I wonder what might she have been wishing for? A mortal, an archangel, a friend beyond G~d and other angels?]

to lose her halo so she would have one less thing to keep clean?

[lizzytysh]

No Martha Stewart types, then.

[lazariuk]

No Martha Stewart types, then.

You are making me laugh Lizzy
To your comment - I wouldn't rule out the Martha Stewart types. I am not completely opposed to someone wanting to clean my things. It's been fun but it's time to go to the soccer game.

[Violet]

...(.. our posts crossed yet again, Jack).. (anyway, for a price (and on the other end of the spectrum), I.F. would be your own dominatrix.. and get you to clean up your own messes..) (by the by)... (I mean, come on, Jack.. you know love pushing that "submit" button)... (but.. moving right along..).. (gad, I guess that brings up again that other conversation..).. (the one that was making me sick, I mean)...

ANYWAY... as I'd been saying before I noticed our crossed posts...

... my profanity and chaste profundity could be wed in thy love for me..

That line just came to me as I was reading this conversation.. perhaps a saintly (or not so saintly) angel whispered it in my ear...

Anyway Jack (hi LIzzy, by the way), I thought to clean up the Brit bit on the wallpaper border, although I leave it up to you as to whether this would still offend.. see what you think... I mean to call someone an A**hole or quite simply British really is a succinct way of putting it, and so, at least according to your (?) logic, this should pretty much do the trick without inflicting any offense on those poor British subjects, who crave a smoother talking to..
..(I do have a life, by the way.. and do believe that the gods of the after world will bring up the exact number of minutes I've spent here on the deficit side of my sanctity)...
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Someone came to me once for a bit of advice. She told me that she didn't think that her darling, her love was drinking enough and wanted to know what to do. I knew that she really did love him and was willing to help in any way I could.
She asked me if I thought she should somehow find a way to force him to drink more or if I thought it would be better if she just tried to make more pleasant drinks. I thought for a bit and then I answered that I was pretty sure he would drink when he was thirsty and that would be very sufficient. The only problem that I saw was then he might be spending too much time in places where he wasn't allowed to piss.

She replied immediately that no one was stopping him from pissing but I knew that she wasn't really finished thinking about that and so I just said "Sorry that I couldn't be of more help"

Someone came to me once for a bit of advice. She told me that she didn't think that her darling, her love was drinking enough and wanted to know what to do. I knew that she really did love him and was willing to help in any way I could.
She asked me if I thought she should somehow find a way to force him to drink more or if I thought it would be better if she just tried to make more pleasant drinks. I thought for a bit and then I answered that I was pretty sure he would drink when he was thirsty and that would be very sufficient. The only problem that I saw was then he might be spending too much time in places where he wasn't allowed to piss.

She replied immediately that no one was stopping him from pissing but I knew that she wasn't really finished thinking about that and so I just said "Sorry that I couldn't be of more help"

Someone came to me once for a bit of advice. She told me that she didn't think that her darling, her love was drinking enough and wanted to know what to do. I knew that she really did love him and was willing to help in any way I could.
She asked me if I thought she should somehow find a way to force him to drink more or if I thought it would be better if she just tried to make more pleasant drinks. I thought for a bit and then I answered that I was pretty sure he would drink when he was thirsty and that would be very sufficient. The only problem that I saw was then he might be spending too much time in places where he wasn't allowed to piss.

She replied immediately that no one was stopping him from pissing but I knew that she wasn't really finished thinking about that and so I just said "Sorry that I couldn't be of more help"




... remember, Jack, only this part (below) is the toilet paper.. all of the above is wallpaper... (I might be open to having these designs all go to the toilet, but you'd have to convince me first)... (actually.. it's your thread, and your text, come to think of it.. so it's really up to you how they be, uh, used..)...

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[Cate]

Violet, designer toilet paper is wonderful, the colour sensational, I'm just wondering about the practicality of all those holes in it.

[lazariuk]

British... or quite simply British

Hi
I just don't understand what British means to you and why you want to use it here. Could you explain?

Jack

[Violet]

..hmm... maybe there's a way in which your text somehow reminded me of the circular logic or illogic (very humorous, of course) of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest, for example... which seems like such a British brand of humor to me... does that help?

(what about the kitchen -- any ideas?)

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[lazariuk]

..hmm... maybe there's a way in which your text somehow reminded me of the circular logic or illogic (very humorous, of course) of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest, for example... which seems like such a British brand of humor to me... does that help?

No
Does that mean I will need to read "The Importance of Being Earnest" to understand? That might take me all night. Does it have to be that way?

[lazariuk]

or are you inviting me into your kitchen?

[imaginary friend]

Jack wrote:
or are you inviting me into your kitchen?

Violet and Jack,

No anality (of any kind) allowed in the kitchen please.

(Not even creative anality. Is that an oxymoron?)

[lazariuk]

No anality (of any kind) allowed in the kitchen please.

Good suggestion and you gave me a lovely idea of why to use " or quite simply British"

[Violet]

..hmm... maybe there's a way in which your text somehow reminded me of the circular logic or illogic (very humorous, of course) of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest, for example... which seems like such a British brand of humor to me... does that help?

No
Does that mean I will need to read "The Importance of Being Earnest" to understand? That might take me all night. Does it have to be that way?

... no Jack... run to your local dvd rental place and try the Reese Witherspoon version (her name actually has kitchen potential)... anyway, I remember it being fun and funny (and you can pretend you read it instead)...

... and no, I wasn't inviting you into my kitchen (we don't know each other that well yet -- 'cause come on.. things do tend to happen in the kitchen..)... but I am looking for suggestions... do you have a text I might turn into kitchen wallpaper??

.. I would add, I.F., there's this fun game you might know that women like to play.. it's called.. what's your favorite kitchen utensil (or even garden vegetable) to use for... (well, I'll leave the rest up to you, but I think you get my drift).. (maybe we should pm our answers.. Geoffrey, are you game?)...

bye I.F., bye Jack.. (Jack, after you watch the movie, let me know if you know that I mean...)... (or are we now on to the anality of being British?)...
v i o l e t