Michael's Chanukah present

[Cate]

The traditional first day present is a bad poem right?
Okay the poems choppy as hell, BUT there’s a murder (two if you count the fish) and some okay puns.


Holding her shoe to the oracle
of her ear, she listened for
secrets of the sole.
A bell told the coming, of a small
profit, who for a price
would set her to sea.

‘Freedom comes in waves’
declared the sear, now grilling the sole.
‘There will be times when you’ll be bound in life,’
‘but worse, times when these ties will be cut.’
She looked suspiciously to the ropes at his side

‘Now, a waiver you must sign,
before our next course.’
Then he handed her a torte
with a pen not a fork.
She bit it then started to bleed.

‘Trus’ me’, he said
so truss him she did,
using his own lines
she left him,
tide to his ankles,
tied to his wrists.
A kiss on each eye,
she left him to see
the water rising.



Michael please note my repetition of the offensive sounding word sole <grin>

[mickey_one]

The traditional first day present is a bad poem right?
Okay the poems choppy as hell, BUT there’s a murder (two if you count the fish) and some okay puns.


Holding her shoe to the oracle
of her ear, she listened for
secrets of the sole.
A bell told the coming, of a small
profit, who for a price
would set her to sea.

‘Freedom comes in waves’
declared the sear, now grilling the sole.
‘There will be times when you’ll be bound in life,’
‘but worse, times when these ties will be cut.’
She looked suspiciously to the ropes at his side

‘Now, a waver you must sign,
before our next course.’
Then he handed her a torte
with a pen not a fork.
She bit it she started to bleed.

‘Trus’ me’, he said
so truss him she did,
using his own lines
she left him,
tide to his ankles,
tied to his wrists.
A kiss on each eye,
she left him to see
the water rising.



Michael please note my repetition of the offensive sounding word sole <grin>

best festival present I have ever had, there may even be enough good bits to last the 8 days of Hanukkah, along with the traditional doughnuts or other deep fried food, mega thanks Cate xxx

btw all the tieing reminded me more of Passover where the Israelites are fleeing the House of Bondage, Egypt.

[Cate]

best festival present I have ever had, there may even be enough good bits to last the 8 days of Hanukkah, along with the traditional doughnuts or other deep fried food, mega thanks Cate xxx

Never let anyone tell you that you do not accept a present gracefully - thank you, enjoy all of those tasty treats.

btw all the tieing reminded me more of Passover where the Israelites are fleeing the House of Bondage, Egypt.

oh all the tying - well I wanted to avoid the oil thing - you know the hot oil that lasted all those people 8 nights. It would be hard not to get a bit dirty there and I'm trying to be more appropriate on the forum and avoid anything sexual. The tying thing is probably just a subconscious carry over of my new Macrame hobby.

Passover sounds somehow more interesting then I thought, I shall read up on it I think the 10 commandments movie missed the House of Bondage part (joke).

[danceme1000times]

Very clever and very effective....not sure about the "waver" though? A real Cohenist poem!!

[mickey_one]

Very clever and very effective....not sure about the "waver" though? A real Cohenist poem!!

tradition and custom demands that we forgive Cate her spelling mistakes!

[Cate]

oh the damn red squiggly thing didn't come up - I can't see it unless the squiggly thing squiggles.
okay waiver - w a i v e r - waiver (although you might waver if someone made you sign off before you had your torte)
Torte was my favorite word play btw.

[mickey_one]

Torte was my favorite word play btw.

hmm, I gave you no credit as I didn't 't believe that is your own pun. I simply t'ought someone had taught you that taut play.

[Cate]

I simply t'ought someone had taught you that taut play.

I'm sure somebody did, but it weren't you (I don't think) so I take credit.

[mickey_one]

I simply t'ought someone had taught you that taut play.

I'm sure somebody did, but it weren't you (I don't think) so I take credit.

oy, you ungrateful Heathen. This is a Hanukkah themed thread, so credit where credit is Jew, please.