well, I give up. I just give up. I came to this poetry forum in the hope of some casual sex (just as it says on the box) instead I get 2 "females", a Cate and a Manna behaving as if they have gone out on a date to a Chinese restaurant and ordered Wanton Soup. It sickens me and it's unnatural- just stuffed full of MSG and I much prefer a little light vegetarian broth. Anyway, you seem quite bored with your husband and you should obviously send him over to me so I can teach the toy-boy what a real woman can do (if I remember, Dear!).
I haven't meant to be hostile or unsisterly to either of you but I see your struggles with writing and relationships and it makes me come over all aggressive. I have written you a poem
Cate and Manna
went to see
in a beautiful pea-green soup
they took lots of sweets
some pillows and sheets
in case they had any desire for intimate relationships whilst away together.
Marisha (who greatly prefers normanballs)
Poem of Lust (in the official format)
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Casey Butler
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Um... Um... Stutter, stutter...
[Speechless]
Frip, frip, frip, whoooooooosshhh, bonk.
[Speechless]
Frip, frip, frip, whoooooooosshhh, bonk.
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Yes Casey very good points.
In the spirit of Sisterlywhateverness let be try to translate the previous message for you, I realize it's been a while since you've heard the baffled babblings of a man.
Yes MarIsha not only did you ignore Casey, you also ignored Norm... So concerned were you that your poem was being misinterpreted or that others were interfering with artistic process you IGNORED the very man who's attention you seek!
I think Marisha that this, this is the true reason you can't find a man. It's not your age or your oddness, I mean uniqueness - it's your obsession with your art.
All said with the greatest love in the spirit of sisterly whatevers...
Cate
- There's nothing of interest for you below the dotted line - oh LOOK over there, a hunky fella!
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Your right the lakes not big enough, the showers a fine idea but I think we might be to late. Let's just get out the garden hoses and spray her down here - Where's Laurie with her Turbo blaster 2000 water gun...
In the spirit of Sisterlywhateverness let be try to translate the previous message for you, I realize it's been a while since you've heard the baffled babblings of a man.
Casey of course is referring to your rhymes here, implying they're a little off he's offering some suggestions. I think you've got Casey in a bit of a state, so really considering Casey, nicely done.Casey Butler wrote:Um... Um... Stutter, stutter...
I suppose he was just taking a moment to compose himself here.[Speechless]
roughly translated he's saying - but I tried to talk to you and didn't make any terrible suggestions...Frip, frip, frip, whoooooooosshhh, bonk.
Yes MarIsha not only did you ignore Casey, you also ignored Norm... So concerned were you that your poem was being misinterpreted or that others were interfering with artistic process you IGNORED the very man who's attention you seek!
I think Marisha that this, this is the true reason you can't find a man. It's not your age or your oddness, I mean uniqueness - it's your obsession with your art.
All said with the greatest love in the spirit of sisterly whatevers...
Cate
- There's nothing of interest for you below the dotted line - oh LOOK over there, a hunky fella!
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Your right the lakes not big enough, the showers a fine idea but I think we might be to late. Let's just get out the garden hoses and spray her down here - Where's Laurie with her Turbo blaster 2000 water gun...
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There really is so very little to like about Casey Butler. She comes here spluttering with jealousy about my writing. Unlike you, who at least pretends to act in a sisterly way, Casey is too busy applying her nail polish to help me in the hunt for a Real Man. Blow it out your ***, Dear.
Thank you for recognizing my uniqueness, Cate. You are so right.
Although I feel all blonds are doomed to the same sad pattern in life of domesticity and browbeaten sexual objectivisingness I still wish you all the best in your little life
Marisha
Thank you for recognizing my uniqueness, Cate. You are so right.
Although I feel all blonds are doomed to the same sad pattern in life of domesticity and browbeaten sexual objectivisingness I still wish you all the best in your little life
Marisha
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Hi MarIsha - yes, you definitely are unique and yes I'm usually right.
I thank you for your best wishes, I do love my little life. In fact I'm going to keep this short as I'm off for a lay down.
We had a pretty good time last night, I need to catch up on some sleep - you know how it is... ohh... oh ya - you wouldn't ...well umm ... I'm sure it feels nice to wake up nice and refreshed on a Sunday Morning.
hugs and kisses
Cate
p.s. - I sure am glad we were able to clear up that whatever it was - you seem like you'd be a very sweet lady.
I thank you for your best wishes, I do love my little life. In fact I'm going to keep this short as I'm off for a lay down.
We had a pretty good time last night, I need to catch up on some sleep - you know how it is... ohh... oh ya - you wouldn't ...well umm ... I'm sure it feels nice to wake up nice and refreshed on a Sunday Morning.
hugs and kisses
Cate
p.s. - I sure am glad we were able to clear up that whatever it was - you seem like you'd be a very sweet lady.
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"We had a pretty good time last night",
you can boast about your social life as much as you want. you would have no idea how I might spend my Saturday night. I might have been on a "blind" date for all you care. Yes, they can be really wonderful fun but who clears up all the "mess" afterwards.
Marisha (a very sweet "lady")
you can boast about your social life as much as you want. you would have no idea how I might spend my Saturday night. I might have been on a "blind" date for all you care. Yes, they can be really wonderful fun but who clears up all the "mess" afterwards.
Marisha (a very sweet "lady")
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Casey Butler
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I don't know, Cate. This is how I choose to talk, for a long time now - since way back on CompuServe. It's just the way I do it.Cate wrote:roughly translated he's saying - but I tried to talk to you and didn't make any terrible suggestions...
Casey
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I liked your response, it made me laugh.Casey Butler wrote:Um... Um... Stutter, stutter...
[Speechless]
Frip, frip, frip, whoooooooosshhh, bonk.
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Casey Butler
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It only hurts when you laugh, Doc...Cate wrote:I liked your response, it made me laugh.Casey Butler wrote:Um... Um... Stutter, stutter...
[Speechless]
Frip, frip, frip, whoooooooosshhh, bonk.
That was the sound of being cast into "outer darkness" once more - of whooshing beyond the garden walls, if you prefer. I spared you the weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Maybe you can hear a faint voice from out there...
"FREEEEEEEEEDOM"
Soon Vulcan mind melding will be a reality and this fool will be able to communicate his Peace.
Casey