My dear boy,
When o when will I get my thank you? You see how this fellow responded? You called me every name in the book when I critiqued your poems, and it was my first posts to this forum, rather a lot like your first post.

Tell me, is there some double standard here?

Of course, the problem with having a private club is that the actual number of participants dwindles considerably. I keep telling you it would help to have newbies fill out a form. That would save them the embarrassment of you being a total shit to them in public and they may stick around awhile. Or...

My dear sweet boy, "Hallmark era". Yes indeed, we're all so happy you got the riffraff out of here! We certainly don't want to return to the days when just anybody could post a poem here. I mean, a pleasant community is fine and all but we'd much rather have a "real" poetry site,...

Here's a thought. Instead of you limiting this to folks on your elitist list why don't you have those who haven't posted poems or critiques (at least ones that you have blessed) submit a resume directly to you? Then you can deem them worthy or not without the boring process of you having to decompos...

My dear sweet boy, What a little clique you have going! Now you alone are deciding who can and who cannot post poems! What did we call this in school? Ah yes, the "in crowd" I believe. It's going to be rather tough getting a new passerby to stop in and participate when you're creating gues...

My dear boy, You forgot me! I have posted both poetry and critiques (and I'm still waiting for my "Thank you"). Yes, they were "in the style of..." but as I recall your first 20 or 30 poems posted to this forum were in the exact style (actually they were simply mocking rewrites o...

Dear dear, oh dear me, I had thought that you were not going to reply to "trolls" anymore? And that PLONKED button... sigh... We have you admitting to being C2, mickey-one, gloryhog, and there is little doublt about Daniel and perth (anyone who has read them will recognize the writing as w...

Dear boy, I'm sorry for my absence but a family matter took me away. Now I see that you have finally been exposed as Daniel as well. This is indeed very sad. To think of the time you are wasting on this nonsense is disturbing to say the least. Why, I'm sure had you put as much effort into writing so...

My dear boy, Will you never tire of these games? Have you no shame? I was so hoping that you would be able to show some advancement by now but you continue to create yourself another little troll and then play these silly sad games with yourself over and over again. Now, I must insist that you put a...

... and to your 1000 as well Linda!

Geesh, ya try to find some common ground...

I'm done as well.

I don't know, but he could be right, Steely Dan probably are better musicians than LC.
Thanks for pointing that out.

Oh dear, That PLONKED button really is broke! We must get that fixed ASAP! You sweet child, it's so nice of you to include me in the games you play but, really, I don't indulge in such nonsense. I'm only here to help you. Now you keep wanting to associate me with other names (oddly enough, some of t...

My dear boy, Give up? What on earth makes you think I would abandon you? True, I've been off on a business trip but I'm back now. I know I should have told you so you wouldn't feel alone and for that I apologize. We have come so far in such a short period of time I couldn't possibly leave you now. W...

My dear boy, I'm surprised that you would fall for such a simple ruse. I wouldn't and everybody knows that I am you and you are me, and, in those rare lucid moments, we are all together. Let's not bore these good people with the little games we play with ourself (or is that ourselves?). Let's try to...