Burn Telly Burn
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:44 am
My wife knows I'm going to burn our telly
And that there's nothing she can do to stop me
My gut's full up with half baked reality
With it's personalities that incite me
Then there's trumped up news with an agenda
Too often their villian is not the offender
Truth of the matter rarely what they render
Justice and destiny mixed in a blender
And the option of watching a rerun rerun
Pales when darning ragged socks is simply more fun
Blame the programmer's memory if they have one
It gets worse each year; can't imagine what's to come
My weakness is sport which I fear is addictive
Joy and angst fed by patriotic invective
Milking athletes private lives now the directive
Going by the ratings it's proven very effective
A chair near the set watching day in day out
And you'd be none the wiser what life's about
So rare to find a gem; it's a broadcasting drought
The match is lit soon we can talk rather than shout
And that there's nothing she can do to stop me
My gut's full up with half baked reality
With it's personalities that incite me
Then there's trumped up news with an agenda
Too often their villian is not the offender
Truth of the matter rarely what they render
Justice and destiny mixed in a blender
And the option of watching a rerun rerun
Pales when darning ragged socks is simply more fun
Blame the programmer's memory if they have one
It gets worse each year; can't imagine what's to come
My weakness is sport which I fear is addictive
Joy and angst fed by patriotic invective
Milking athletes private lives now the directive
Going by the ratings it's proven very effective
A chair near the set watching day in day out
And you'd be none the wiser what life's about
So rare to find a gem; it's a broadcasting drought
The match is lit soon we can talk rather than shout