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Examing Forensic Evidence on Judgement Day

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 6:17 pm
by greg
My God is full of self-doubt;
He is an agnostic God

My God created himself
In His own image

My God has many Propaganda Ministers
Working around the clock

My God’s autobiography
Was ghosted by a coterie of Jews

My God created everything
Including his own arch-enemy

Because every Father needs a Kadaicha Man
To scare His children with

My God’s behaviour – if he were mortal,
Would be labelled schizophrenic

Manic-depressive, megalomaniacal,
Egocentric, co-dependant,

Fanatical, absurd,
Melodramatic and ------ politically incorrect

We should put Him in a public hospital
Under Section 4B of the Mental Health Act

For closer observation;
We should take him on a tour through Bosnia

And Disneyland;
Send him to a re-education camp;

Give him deep sleep therapy
And a lobotomy

And then tell him everything is okay;
This is what we do on Judgement Day

greg

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 6:58 am
by elazar
greg,
i find an interesting parallel between your poem and leonards"the drunkard becomes gender free".i like how you put it "my god".
salute
elazar