Union Rules and Regulations
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:19 pm
I laid my cards on the table
I made it perfectly clear
We have a reciprocal contract
And this union is fully aware
Of talks and agreements we settled
With a nod and a tug of the ear
You defended your corner with vigour
And withstood my icy-cold glare
But my views you've disdainfully swatted
With complete disregard as in-law
You have stalled all my hopes of new prospects
And I really should show you the door
This union you joined with eyes open
and with passions so easy to see
But I'm damned if I'll ever surrender
My power base beside the TV.
I made it perfectly clear
We have a reciprocal contract
And this union is fully aware
Of talks and agreements we settled
With a nod and a tug of the ear
You defended your corner with vigour
And withstood my icy-cold glare
But my views you've disdainfully swatted
With complete disregard as in-law
You have stalled all my hopes of new prospects
And I really should show you the door
This union you joined with eyes open
and with passions so easy to see
But I'm damned if I'll ever surrender
My power base beside the TV.