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Buns of Glory

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:29 am
by Tanmonynous
Hi everyone,

I am new here. I am a big Leonard Cohen fan. I am currently in Hydra and was inspired to post this poem I wrote for my boyfriend when I was stoned and had just eaten a cinnamon scroll.

Buns of Glory
Shall I compare thee to a cinnamon scroll?
warm like your personality
and sweet like your smile.
Shapely, like your behind
and beautiful like your mind.
Eating one always brings you happiness.

But can the cinnamon scroll stimulate your brain?
Or shower you with affection? I think not.
Hence futile it would be, to compare thee, to a cinnamon scroll
because the innocent scroll, will always fall short.

Thank you for reading!

Re: Buns of Glory

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:28 am
by Oscotarach
Tanmonynous wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:29 am Hi everyone,

I am new here. I am a big Leonard Cohen fan. I am currently in Hydra and was inspired to post this poem I wrote for my boyfriend when I was stoned and had just eaten a cinnamon scroll.

Buns of Glory
Shall I compare thee to a cinnamon scroll?
warm like your personality
and sweet like your smile.
Shapely, like your behind
and beautiful like your mind.
Eating one always brings you happiness.

But can the cinnamon scroll stimulate your brain?
Or shower you with affection? I think not.
Hence futile it would be, to compare thee, to a cinnamon scroll
because the innocent scroll, will always fall short.

Thank you for reading!
sweet :)

Re: Buns of Glory

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2022 12:42 am
by its4inthemorning
That's cute. Had your poem been written by Leonard as his initial attempt, I wonder what the end result would have been after dozens of re-writings over weeks or months? I think it might be rated R rather than G, but who knows?

I have to confess that when I clicked on you post I had misread the title as "Burns of Glory," and was expecting to read about a wounded warrior!

Enjoy Hydra, lucky you.

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Re: Bums of Whorey

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:57 am
by solongleonard
I am nude here. I am a big Leonard Nimoy fan. I am currently with the Hydra beast- "giving me heads on the unmade beds" and have perspired on two posts. This poem I wrote for my boyfriend when I was stoned as a punishment and had just beaten a sinner-man to roll down the mountain.

Bums of Whorey

Shall I compare thee to a Mounting Role
Worn like your old jeans
and sweet like your simile (or something similer).
Shrapnel in your behind
and beautiful like your pussy cat .
Eating one always brings you a penis.

But can the Sinner Man's role stimulate your pussy?
Or Golden showers you with affectation? I think not.
Hence fucktile it would be, to compare thee, to a Sinner-Man's role
because the Insert hole, will always fall down.

Thank you for Reading, a Town in Southeast England.


Thank you Osteopath for giving me a reason to write. I back you despite it all. I am dying, I hope not too soon. I don't want my last time to be dull.

Re: Bums of Whorey

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:19 am
by Geoffrey
dear subscriber, let us not plumb the depths of filth, but leave all toilet talk within the pages of mr cohen's literary attempts. in here we like to treat each other with respect and maintain an element of decency and decorum. so, no more dirty words - ok? :)
https://youtu.be/L_AzvGkVAI8

Re: Buns of Glory

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:23 am
by solongleonard
I am not feeling very friendly today, so off you fuck