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Guess what? I had argument friend on her birthday.
Had to leave the party which was give her by relatives in Ukraine. Run into
http://www.sendflowersukraine.com by chance. I felt like I was on the safe
end finally. On way to make up after break up, near break down
I should confess on being a secret admirer brings new perception to any relationships.
She was excited with the bouquet they brought and make-up sex it happened because!

I've seen a number of disagreeable and laughable things over the years on this Forum but Capt. Boss Reallty's theories about Ukraine really take the cake.

Let's get down to business: Boss will do everything in his power to mortgage away our future. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Boss just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to increase people's stress and aggression, and all can be solved by flowers".

I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but he used to complain about being persecuted. Now Boss is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that if we are powerless to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction, it is because we have allowed Boss to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system. Like I said, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that he is an inspiration to obdurate hermits everywhere.

They panegyrize Boss's crusade to sue people at random and, more importantly, they don't realize that Boss's inveracities are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. I'll let you in on a little secret: in Boss's bromides, interventionism is witting and unremitting, sensationalism-prone and hideous. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. A relationship that has run into trouble can not sink or swim on a flower's petals.



Even giving Boss the benefit of the doubt, his idea of malign emotionalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a dour blood-lust. It is, in every literal sense, a combative and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a disorderly frenzy and then prompts them to acquire power and use it to indoctrinate duplicitous self-proclaimed arbiters of taste and standards. His cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Even if we accepted Boss's ideas, so what? Does that mean that the laws of nature don't apply to him? Of course not.


In these days of political correctness, when Cohen's lyrics must be scrubbed clean to within an ounce of respectability, and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, Boss's hariolations symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. Boss's zingers are continually evolving into more and more harebrained incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions.

To put a little finer edge on the concept, only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that Boss's attempts to crush any semblance of flowers to his savage, pharisaical proposed social programs are much worse than mere factionalism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Actually, Boss's vaporings are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth.



We can't stop Boss overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to straighten out Boss's thinking. His continuous and deliberate misuse of the word "microcinematographic" in an attempt to respond to this lepost tter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech is both unforgiving and viperine. Even more remarkable, we must surely do something about the continuing -- make that the escalating -- effort on his part to crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. Does that sound extremist? Is it too obscene for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. He had the flower choice ultimately.


Boss has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with sadistic beguilers. Is this because he needs their help to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that the acid test for Boss's "kinder, gentler" new teachings should be, "Do they still create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason -- a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. Before explaining why misguided freeloaders cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first carve solutions that are neither clueless nor unsavory. If I didn't think Boss would shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size, I wouldn't say that if he truly believes that he has the mandate of Heaven to defile the present and destroy the future, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101.


Even when he isn't lying, he's using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable him to reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice. You may not understand this now, and I don't fault you for that, but to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of sexist sots, it has to be repeated at least 50 times.


Suzanne takes Boss down to the river and the flowers? I thionk not, not emotionally, not with Ukranian style neo-capatalism either. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to champion the force of goodness against the greed of patronizing grifters?



Although I respect Boss's right to free Interent access just as I respect it for filthy opportunists, unruly anarchists, and callow self-promoters, I wouldn't judge his operatives too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for Boss's plot to empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people. Boss has spent untold hours trying to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together.


During that time, did it ever once occur to him that his tricks are materialism cloaked in the rhetoric of counter-productive, nefarious sectarianism? I mean, we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Boss Reallty. It is my fundamental belief that I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival.

Well, sure; Boss's responses to my attempts to arraign him at the tribunal of public opinion generally involve crying, whining, and wrapping himeself in a self-protecting mantle of superiority, but that doesn't change reality. Boss's understrappers have already started to misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of militant opportunism. The result: absolute vapidity, sappy and noxious cacophony, lack of personality, monotony, and boredom. Boss's blind faith in despotism leads him only to corruption, and besides, Boss believes that absolutism is the only alternative to credentialism. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. His lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of apologues. Others are in the form of morals. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.



What Boss fails to mention in his complaints is actually quite telling. For example, did you know that Boss wants to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers? Or that his plaints are made of the same spirit that accounts for the majority of the problems we face in this world? You should never forget the three most important facets of his hastily mounted campaigns, namely their perfidious origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. Here's an idea: Instead of giving him the ability to take us over the edge of the abyss of McCarthyism, why don't we rise to the challenge of thwarting his politically incorrect plans? If we do, we'll then be able to focus on what unites rather than divides us.



Although Boss obviously hates my guts (and probably yours, as well), a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Boss has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise. If he gets his way, none of us will be able to begin the debate about Boss's sentiments. Therefore, we must not let him transform our society into a rude flower machine.



How can we trust Boss if he doesn't trust us? We can't. And besides, if anything, far too many people tolerate his beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that it is not news that it may be helpful to take a step back and denounce those who claim that unprofessional, unambitious nebbishes make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers. What speaks volumes, though, is that if you ever ask him to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that Capt. Boss Reallty simply wants to win at all costs the war against our individualism and our liberties.

Cohen gets few things right these Capatalist days but his line about Boss dwelling in the flowers and the garbage, the seaweed too, is a Universal truth beyond any denial, yours or mine!

Here we go, again.