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I have a friend!
This friend offered me as much sex as I wanted, but limited to a 6 minute period!
If I promised not to tell anyone (and if I promised to stay in my own country during the hole episode)
No money to change hands
(Although changing hands itself was allowed)
No Electronic nor battery devices could be used.
All I had to do was write a new pome.
In less than 25 minutes
and it had to score
more than 5 (out of 10)
Then I could score
For 6 minutes!
NO MORE

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Please vote generously. My satisfaction depends on your view.

The Pome below took me 23 minutes to compose. I mark it 6.2 out of 10!
What say you, lovely attractive friends?


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The Day played me today
I wrote 3 poems and 2 articles!
But the Day was unimpressed
and stared at me with icicles
As if I was undressed

I said “I’ve Finished a Book!”
the Day gave me a funny look
and patronisingly explained
that she starts and completes
Every single 24 hour stretch,
like it is a novelty turn.
The Day was unimpressed

“We’ve reduced our carbon emissions
Due to Sensible Decisions
We are aiming
for a minus 1% score".
The Day was having trouble controlling herself
and presuming I was a comic
Kindly cheered for more.


As if I was some silly lafterthought
and she didn’t take me well
“I am Man!” I roared
“There, there...that’s really not your fault
thanks for fucking up this world
and I wish you luck in Hell. “

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I hereby place my vote: I give your pome 10 out of 10! You wrote that in 23 minutes, you say? If true, that's just smashing! (And if not true, it's still smashing!)

Your preamble, however, gets a fail, a big zero.

Your average score is therefore 5. Not "more than 5". Forgive me, but I cannot contribute to moral degeneracy.

Yes, that was the time it took to Phoenix.

I’m very distressed by your low mark for my writing. I model myself on the singer Leonard Cohen (google him, well worth a listen to his tunes), but your harsh rating condemns me to an Intimacy Isolation interval, like the life of a monk! I can say, with confidence that’s one style that so-called “Leonard Cohen” would never have adopted.l!

I only need one more vote to rise again!

I always like to support a struggling artist, so here's my vote.
>5/10.
Keep trying, young lad.

thank you so much, Helen!

I pride myself on attention to detail and it has clearly paid off with your resounding vote of support for my talent!

Brilliant, you have made my way

kind regards

solong

Personal message to HelenM, thank you for your continued support. You will be excited to hear.

kind regards

solong

Thank you for your advice. I googled Leonard Cohen and he has writ sum good pomes, or is that he has pomed sum good writs. Not sure, but I found a code embedded in one of them. Not sure what it means, though.

Now the courtroom iS quiet, but whO wilL cONfess.
Is it true you betrayed us? The answer is Yes.
Then read me the list of the crimes that are mine,
I will ask for the mercy that you love to decline.
And all the ladies Go moist, and the judge has no choice,
a singer must die for the LiE in his vOice.
And I thaNk you, I thank you for doing your duty,
you keepers of truth, you guARDians of beauty.
Your vision is right, my vision is wrong,
I'm sorry for smudging the air with my song.

Any ideas as to the meaning of this hidden message?
Your interpretation will be

Now the courtroom iS quiet, but wHo wIll confess.
Is IT true you BetrAyed us? The answer is Yes.
Then read me the ist of the crimes that are mine,
I wiLL aSk for the mercy that you love to deCline.
And all the ladies Go moist, and the judge has no choice,
a singeR must die for the LiE in his vOice.
And I thank you, I thank you for doing your duty,
you keePers of truth, you guardians of beauty.
Your vision is right, my vision is wrong,
I'm sorry for smudging the air with my song.

Any ideas as to the meaning of this hidden message?
Your interpretation will be

This is my

The last part is crystal clear, but your interpretation of the initial couple of code words is not clear.
In fact, I don't think they are words at all. Could there be a code within a code? Guidance for playing sport maybe?
HIT BALL is how I see

But you don't really care for poetry, do'ya?