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THIS BE THE COMPETITION
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:57 am
by Critic2
after an all night Conclave, Pope Paula and I, hereby send out white smoke signals to indicate we have a new Comp.
By 6th May,
close of play,
when here in the UK
we are celebrating the election of the Labour Party to govern us once more, and the crushing of the revolting Conservatives ("shut up", says Pope Paula), you need to submit a pome, to Paula by PM, entitled
SECRET PASSION
your pome can be in any style, imitations as welcome as home-grown
you can enter as many pomes as you wish
THIS BE THE COMPETITION, goodus luckus!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:53 am
by Teratogen
oh lord... "secret passion"?? is this a cologne commercial? or a dime-store novel? or some softcore porno?
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:48 pm
by Sandra
I like the word passion...but I prefer open passion!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:33 pm
by Critic2
Sandra wrote:I like the word passion...but I prefer open passion!
we look forward to your poem!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:08 pm
by Sandra
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:25 pm
by Pete
I have a problem.
I have just informed Liz, my wife, of the new poetry comp.
Liz submitted a poem last time for 'winter' and the conversation I have just had went as follows;
(me); there's a new poetry comp. are you going to enter?
(Liz); hey, that sounds good...what's the subject?
(me); 'secret passion'
(Liz): (silence)
(Liz); (more silence)
(Me); what's wrong?..don't you like that theme?
(Liz): oh yeeeeees
(Me); so why the silence?
(Liz); well, if I write about my secret passion then you'll know all about it
(Me); (silence)
(sounds of strangulation)..... 'tell me...tell me'
(Liz);
(Me);
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:14 pm
by Sandra
That is what I said......you cannot talk about "secret" passions
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:23 pm
by Critic2
Sandra wrote:That is what I said......you cannot talk about "secret" passions
Paula tells me that you women can fake it!
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:37 am
by Paula
Pete
I like Liz
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:47 am
by Pete
Count me in......I'm sure I can make up a secret passion (I don't have secrets
)
and I'm sure Liz is bluffing
Pete
p.s. and if she isn't I'm sure Paula will tell me.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:38 am
by Teratogen
c2, i figured at least YOU would be able to come up with something less vague. i keep trying to think if i actually have a passion that's not a sexual fetish that i keep secret from anybody. but it's very hard to think of something. either i don't know myself that well or i just don't have any goddamn secret passions.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:21 pm
by Critic2
Teratogen wrote:c2, i figured at least YOU would be able to come up with something less vague. i keep trying to think if i actually have a passion that's not a sexual fetish that i keep secret from anybody. but it's very hard to think of something. either i don't know myself that well or i just don't have any goddamn secret passions.
fake it, fake it.T!
The subject was Paula's by the way and I think it is pretty good! What did you want, Winter???
ps hi Joe- get writing, Mate.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:42 am
by Teratogen
no, i was thinking maybe autumn? hahahaha.
