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Oh where did it all go

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:26 pm
by lazariuk
Oh Where Did it All Go

She took away my dog and took
away my cat
and even took the rocking chair
where grandma sat

Took all of my money, my wife
and my red car
Took away those lonely
trips to the bar

She took all of my friends and even took
away the house
where I tried to sneak by as
soft as a mouse

Took me to a roof and let me
fall through the crack
I was not quite dead but surely
flat on my back

She dragged me from hell
screaming in pain
where I was dying of thirst with
so little rain

She took my best clothes and also took
away my hat
Took away the meals and is also taking
away my fat

She’s funny like that and can surely
make me smile
even when I am commanded to go
the extra mile

She took away the tv and also
took the cable
With me still smoking, to prove
I’m no angel

She can bring me a gal and we could
smoke to get high
to show that she is no angel and that
neither am I

Re: Oh where did it all go

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:42 pm
by solongleonard
she stole everything I didn't have
she stole my imagination
and my dreams


here's an appropriate song to comfort you in your loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB1mm25 ... uusDeGroot


and here's the best advertising bumph for a comedy show by the great Jerry Sadowitz

"Affectionately known as ‘miserable c**t’ to his imaginary friends, Sadowitz is the only comic hardly working today who campaigns against human rights."


I trust you now feel all better


Bob

Re: Oh where did it all go

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:07 am
by lazariuk
What on earth could have led you to think that I needed comfort ?
She was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Re: Oh where did it all go

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:25 am
by solongleonard
well I hope this post is of comfort to you

Dear lazari.uk just remember when the day is at its darkest it is time to go to bed

Re: Oh where did it all go

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:43 am
by lazariuk
When the day is at it’s darkest it means that it is the new day. I will be eternally thankful that She brought me into the new day.
I didn’t watch much of the video you posted. Seems your comedian bet on the wrong horse. But what do I know Bob?
Bob Hmmm? What Bob? The only Bob that comes to mind is Bob Dylan. Are you him? If you are I must tell you how much I like your “ Pay in Blood” song. I think that I would like all my friends to hear it.

Re: Oh where did it all go

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:39 am
by solongleonard
Goodness, I am not Bob Dylan! I wonder why you thought that?

Anyway, best of luck from one American to another, and I hope my post brings you comfort at this difficult time for you

Bob