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The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:36 am
by solongleonard
https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK

It's not bloody funny. Back in the old days I had a pet fish and was planning to one day murder it to provide food and drink for my family and staff but oh no, down at the Storting Sir Geoffrey Wren passed the law which set our 2 countries at War. If you glance at the paper below you will see why politically and logically Sir Geoffrey got it all wrong

https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK


Solongleonard, a winner both Tactics and Morals.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:59 am
by LisaLCFan
You fell out because of baccalà?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqjescSYoIY

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:17 am
by solongleonard
That too, Geoffrey is indeed my Servant and for a short spell, back in the 80's, I was indeed the Queen of England.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:23 am
by LisaLCFan
That explains a lot...

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:39 pm
by solongleonard
LisaLCFan wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:23 am That explains a lot...

This explains a lot more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntl4VopV0YQ

highlights ok, whole film damn spiffing

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:52 am
by Cate
so you had a fight about fish and then one of you hired the other one of you to be his servant and then one of you slept with the other ones sister who actually wasn't really a sister and then you had a really big fight after the brother, who wasn't really a brother, also slept with the sister, who wasn't really a sister. ... These things happen. I hope you guys work things out.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:05 am
by solongleonard
Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:12 am
by Cate
I'm sure that's not true, the world is full of fishes. are we calling G. uncle Geoffrey now? that seems a little to familiar. (that's as best a pun as I can do)

(I just googled skate fish - like it)

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:21 am
by Geoffrey
solongleonard wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:05 am Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey
there's a plaice for people like you, solong.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:13 pm
by solongleonard
Geoffrey wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:21 am
solongleonard wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:05 am Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey
there's a plaice for people like you, solong.

I once read a surprisingly articulate and sensible defence of the cliche. Meantime I shall resist.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:08 am
by dar
It's all over my head.

Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:15 pm
by Geoffrey
dar wrote:It's all over my head.
it would probably be more correct to say it's all under your feet.
anyway, good to 'see' you, dar! :-)