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Never goes as planned
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:49 pm
by Gullivor
Never goes as planned
We tried to forget,
We weren't forgotten.
We had given up,
We weren't forsaken.
We have nothing,
We hold everything.
We became nothing,
We are infinite.
We had a name,
We are nameless.
We tried to die,
We live eternal.
Re: Never goes as planned
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:39 pm
by solongleonard
Liquorice
Prunes
Never goes as planned
Hope to go by Friday at 2.30
Add it to my Diarrhoea
which I'm holding in my hand
Dates sometimes work
Re: Never goes as planned
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:52 am
by Gullivor
Once as a child I found a package of those chocolate bar resembling laxatives in our medicine cabinet. I stuffed them down my pajamas, kissed my parents good night and snuck them back to my bedroom.
Curiously I tore the wrapper and proceeded to break the squares up into individual pieces. I ate one..I ate two nothing happened and I eventually fell asleep. I remember slightly waking up to a rumbling in my bowels. It was to much to get up and go to bathroom in my sleeping so I held it in and fell back to sleep. Sometime later I woke up in a panic and ran to the toilet. Thank G_d I made it! That sure would be a hard one to explain to my parents.
I should of tried the dates or prunes. But they weren't as intriguing as them chocolate bar resembling laxatives.
Re: Never goes as planned
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:21 am
by solongleonard
Haha. Laughing with you at the memory