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geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:33 pm
by Geoffrey
this poem i call:
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never fails

if ever you're feeling lonely
and you want your doorbell to chime
just pull down you pants and sit on the toilet -
works every f**king time!

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:44 pm
by LisaLCFan
Perhaps Geoffrey should stick to portraits! ;-)

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:31 pm
by Sideways
If ever you're feeling horny
but your sister ain't got the rhyme
just pull down your pants and shit on the table
fails every fucking time!

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:33 pm
by Sideways
if ever you feel like making a rhyme
and your talent is the size of a doorbell
just pull down and pant
w**ks every f**king time

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:35 pm
by Sideways
If ever you feel like making a chicken
invite Rosemary and Basil
then ask Herb
works very well with Thyme

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:37 pm
by Sideways
Confusion, He say

If a man has one small talent
better not try write poems
it is a poor-trait,
him who think can write when him can not do
get the picture?

oiujureurguihrgugrtutrgntrgn

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:42 pm
by Sideways
When I was very old, about 70 years ago, I had a fixation about doorbells and taking down my pants. I would take them down whenever I passed a house (or office building, or other structure, or open space), but only if it had a doorbell. This was just a wee little affectation and nothing to worry about. However, I then got the idea of attaching the doorbell to my bath. This turned out to be foolish for many different reasons, none of which I am going to share with you.

Re: geoffrey writes a poem!

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:01 pm
by Geoffrey
thank you, kind people, for taking an interest in my post :-)