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I am a poet and a serious writer
I would be handsome if 237 lbs lighter
I understand quickly any rhyming scheme
My sucess is your ultimate dream
I out boss the Boss
I don't give a toss


I would be handsome if 239 lbs lighter
A roll model when crusty
The Clown in the Simpsons
My chest is busty
And that's a fat
You can buy my book


I understand quickly any rhyming scheme
This comes from education
And intelligence
Does that make sense?
Probably not for you as you, certainly compared to em, is thick
Whereas I am Quick

My success is your ultimate wet dream
in my coffee I like cream
Mad don't need sugar
As they come no sweeter
Thanme
Or neater!!!!!

I out boss the Boss
There's one Melbourne any minute
But he is not as well born
As me (and my Linett!)
I ate prunes today and need a dump
If I shit on your shoes it will surely make you sort of jump!

I don't give a toss
About other posters
If you don't worship me
It will be your loss
I am a poet, Great and Awesome
Don't be late and Boresome!!!


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Johnny, Johnny, get over yourself already

Dear alternate Johnny (or Joanie) - that was really weird, really Really weird

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