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I see a number of peoples here have submission their new verses to the famous Bob Dylan song. Now it is my turning and for obvious reasons I have given my verse an Ironing Angle.


I'm an ironer
in an ironing Land
dont press that iron on your hand
'cos that would be Fucking Stupid
Ujah!


Take my clothes off
one by one
make sure my dress is all undone
now stick your iron
into me
Ujah!


In a dream it came to me at last
that if you take my clothes off fast
we could have a naked blast
(although it would actually, in my opinion, be wise to take precautions against pregnancy and venereal disease as well)
(anyway, leaving all that aside)
if we do it anally
Pooyah!

Hi Sue - it sings well enough, though I did find the line about precautions against pregnancy and venereal diseases, to be a bit of a mouth full.

Cate wrote:Hi Sue - it sings well enough, though I did find the line about precautions against pregnancy and venereal diseases, to be a bit of a mouth full.

I sent it to Lennie and he loved it!

I'm glad to see that things haven't changed around here!

There may be wine and roses
And magnums of champagne
But we’ll never no we’ll never
Ever be that drunk again

Hey Kwills you're looking as young an cute as ever. I hope everything is well for you, it's nice to 'see' you.