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Dear Joe
please don’t walk by me again
with a drink in your hand
and a **** topic like the
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I just hope someone nice
is the Winner
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and a **** topic like the
Winter

And I hope you don't think
I'm a
Whiner
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and a **** topic like the
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ps my boy, do not think that my tribute is tainted by the fact that my entry was not just before the deadline but, as I am informed by our outstanding Interthingy, just *after*. It has been officially excluded. Rules is rules and all that...

Oh No Critic2!

I was late too. We'll have to form a club.


And what a great tribute! Truly funny!



Here's the poem I wrote for the contest.

Winter's Over

Sidewalk slush drips
Barstool swaying
to the A-minor wail of
discontented notes

Ice cubes melting
Sublimation advertising
drinks for everyone
You pay

The House laughs

Critic2 and Nan, very sorry about your late entries. That's too bad. But Critic2 with you disqualified my chances just improved a thousand per cent.

Nan, your poem was great. I liked sublimation advertising you pay.

who pays the piano man? A model of distinction? a real estate author? anybody?

back alley music
on the slide
blowin' a storm

tap yer feet to the beat
to keep up the heat
pass me some snow

as down I must go
you talk the talk
leonard's on the thighedwalk

and here's one I'll write later












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Byron wrote:and here's one I'll write later












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shame on you Byron, I wrote that one years ago. Who would have thought that a former Lord Chief Justice would steal another's work. A plagarism on your house, Sir.

Nan wrote:Oh No Critic2!

I was late too. We'll have to form a club.


And what a great tribute! Truly funny!



Here's the poem I wrote for the contest.

Winter's Over

Sidewalk slush drips
Barstool swaying
to the A-minor wail of
discontented notes

Ice cubes melting
Sublimation advertising
drinks for everyone
You pay

The House laughs

let me tell you Nan, it's many years since I have been involved in a complaint of coming too late.

who pays the piano man? A model of distinction? a real estate author? anybody?

Byron: They sit at the bar and put bread in his jar and say, man, what are you doing here?

Critic2 wrote:

Byron wrote:and here's one I'll write later












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shame on you Byron, I wrote that one years ago. Who would have thought that a former Lord Chief Justice would steal another's work. A plagarism on your house, Sir.

That's my full stop!! Not your's or anyone else's. I worked hard to gain that black mark on my erudition in verbage. Nobody is going to deprive me of my place in the pantheon of worderism and I shall resist until the last fibre in my All Bran , the claims that have been laid at my squeaky door. "Albert!! pass me the WD40....there's a squeak 'ere wot needs lubriyka....lubricatt....smoothin' out."
Not for me and Albert, the title of, 'period,' in this hour of tormentiinude. That is a perfectly formed, yet subtly beguiling, monochromatic full stop. It stays and remains where it has rested for all the world to see and wonder in a basement at the effort and time wot gotten putted into that work of poeticry. So do your worst C2. This bear is not for turnin'.


"Albert!! put the oil on the 'inge, not your tomato and kitten sandwiches!!."
I've tried my best wiv that bear, but there are times when, and sometimes there are times then, and later on there are times past. Fortunately he hasn't noticed the kittens are cheap soya replicas made in China and exported to the West in crates, hidden in pet food.
"Albert! put that ruddy oil can down and shut the door.....QUIETLY!"

I need a lie down in/on/for/under/beside/around/beneath a paragraph or two...........

Byron wrote:

Critic2 wrote:

Byron wrote:and here's one I'll write later












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shame on you Byron, I wrote that one years ago. Who would have thought that a former Lord Chief Justice would steal another's work. A plagarism on your house, Sir.

That's my full stop!!

no, it's *mine*, PERIOD

To see you in action, is to be a very confused person.

linda_lakeside wrote:To see you in action, is to be a very confused person.

are you talking about that LCJ (retired) geezer?

Well, that might be one of the things I was talking about. One out of two perhaps.