Black Friday
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:45 am
Black Friday
The sale is over, the offer expired
The coupons I clipped were lost in the fire
No more year-end specials, no more 2 for 1
Looks like I'm paying full price from now on
It seemed like a deal, we were innocent and young
You know how it goes, it's free, the first one
We felt light as a feather, that's how it begins
The smell of fresh leather, the chrome and fins
It doesn't take long, you can't get enough
You're soon moving on to the harder stuff
The kids gather 'round a cold fireplace
The parents are out crashing the gates
It's blenders and Barbies, may the most ruthless win
Don't get between me and the bargain bin,
And Jesus is weeping, man is he pissed:
You've got to be kidding,I suffered for this?
My stockings are hung up, my Christmas list made
I prepared all the hallmarks, the bath and the blade
There's no exit sign, no fire escape
Nothing forgiven for heaven's sake,
And Jesus is screaming, man is he pissed,
You've got to be kidding, I suffered for this?
- rags and bones
The sale is over, the offer expired
The coupons I clipped were lost in the fire
No more year-end specials, no more 2 for 1
Looks like I'm paying full price from now on
It seemed like a deal, we were innocent and young
You know how it goes, it's free, the first one
We felt light as a feather, that's how it begins
The smell of fresh leather, the chrome and fins
It doesn't take long, you can't get enough
You're soon moving on to the harder stuff
The kids gather 'round a cold fireplace
The parents are out crashing the gates
It's blenders and Barbies, may the most ruthless win
Don't get between me and the bargain bin,
And Jesus is weeping, man is he pissed:
You've got to be kidding,I suffered for this?
My stockings are hung up, my Christmas list made
I prepared all the hallmarks, the bath and the blade
There's no exit sign, no fire escape
Nothing forgiven for heaven's sake,
And Jesus is screaming, man is he pissed,
You've got to be kidding, I suffered for this?
- rags and bones