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no more private messages whilst I sleep, there's a good boy!

LOVE AND KISSES

critic2

xxx

ps it won't work anyway, you remain officially classified as a baby troll and it don't look like changing unless you quit whining and start writing like a good little boy

Critic2 wrote:and it don't look like changing unless you quit whining and start writing like a good little boy

But how will you know if your Miraculous BBS "Killfile" allegedly prevents you from reading his or her posts??

I have a friend who copies all my killfiled posts onto parchment and he sends them to me each night by telepathy.

Oh you have your own scribe?
I am green with envy.


I suggest carrier pigeon, for those occasions when your mind is...er...unclear.

Good night Michael/Critic2. You are still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER, and a FRAUD.

Smokey wrote:Good night Michael/Critic2. You are still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER, and a FRAUD.

Okat, do you know any good pigeons? I am not entirely sure that my scribe is getting everything right. He has just sent me the following summary of smokey's recent messages

"Sir, I humbly present my greetings and enclose this extract from the brain of smokey- "Good Night Noble Michael/critic2. I, smokey am still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD".

If, My Lord, I have erred in any way from complete accuracy, please flog me and birch me at your pleasure"

I doubt whether any pigeon would be as sexually demanding as that, birds don't actually like sex, do they?

Michael -- A LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

Smokey wrote:Michael -- A FLYER , ASSEMBLER and a FREUD.

Now let's take each of these grave allegations in turn

1. Michael is a flyer. This is thoroughly misleading. I have been on many aeroplane journeys but only as a paying passenger. You are clearly suggesting that I am the pilot. Apologise immediately for this slur or I will start crying.

2. Michael is an assembler. I am prepared to admit this to a limited degree. In 1988 I bought a desk from Ikea in flat pack form and spent an entire weekend opening the box. A month later I had built something ugly, repetitive and with too many legs. Goodness, it looked more like a troll than a desk!

3.Michael is a freud. This is a straight confusion between different characters on this forum. young dr freud is a one trick pony who "contributes" occasional diagnoses of other posters here. His is a tragic case as the original conceit was excellent but the execution is very weak.

I hope I have helped you in your quest for enlightenment, Mr Smokey and please pass on my warmest wishes to your meatball "all covered in cheese".

I wonder if "smokey" cuts & pastes his messages or takes the trouble of typing them out each time?

Smokey, may I suggest a bold font in addition to CAPITALS in order to REALLY GET YOUR POINT ACROSS?

Regards,
OKAT

okat wrote:I wonder if "smokey" cuts & pastes his messages or takes the trouble of typing them out each time?

Smokey, may I suggest a bold font in addition to CAPITALS in order to REALLY GET YOUR POINT ACROSS?

Regards,
OKAT

pay attention, Okat. In another of the multitude of smokey threads I wrote "is there some way that you could not just CAPITALISE the really important words but also write them in green ink (the traditional colour for loonies in letters) and then underline them in red? I think your submissions would then be much more persuasive". Maybe your idea was bolder but mine came first, nyah nyah!

Poor Michael, things must really be slow in Chambers. I think I'll direct W.C. to this site so he and the others may enjoy the brilliance of little Micky_one.

Micky_one still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

Smokey wrote:Poor Michael, things must really be slow in Chambers. I think I'll direct W.C. to this site so he and the others may enjoy the brilliance of little Micky_one.

Micky_one still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

for attention of lizzy who has trouble with English toilet humour. this smokey imitator (as you remember, the real fake tragically died over the weekend) is using the expression WC to mean water closet, or "john" as you lot describe it.

she is planning to direct the nearest toilet to this site. Next week she is going to talk to a small kitchen she met at a party recently, and then work her way up towards introducing us to an open plan lounge and, finally, a rather attractive loft conversion.

I wonder if there will be room for them all?

Michael one is indeed showing all of these negative qualities, fancy that defending you on a murder charge!!!!
Adieu

C2 ~ do please keep me up to snuff on the jokes behind the words . Thanks for that twist and elaboration . When I've been the target of attack, I was always able to appreciate any actual, good humour that went into them. Laughed and acknowledged same, when it occurred. I love to laugh, even when it's at myself.......unless it's really vicious. Then, boundaries have been crossed, and it loses its comedic value.

Avalon wrote:Michael one is indeed showing all of these negative qualities, fancy that defending you on a murder charge!!!!
Adieu

I love you, Avalon. You are so warm and cuddly. Hooray for Avalon. She is by far the nicest person here and not in any way a troll.