Sunday, January 22, 2012
Alice Carbone
First We Take Manhattan: My day with Leonard Cohen (+ EXCLUSIVE review of Old Ideas)
Me & Leonard in New York at Joe's Pub
It's 2:00 PM in Manhattan - January 20th 2012.
Unfortunately I'm not staying at the Chelsea Hotel, but at the Holiday Inn on W 57th St - Midtown West.
I am no Janis, and I am no Edie, I was born too late, but who knows, maybe he never had an Alice in his life - and there ain't no cure for love...
If you are confused, let me unfold the story...
Thanks to my writing, to this blog, and to my humble perseverance (without any support from big magazines or press in my home country I must say) I flew from LA to meet the man that, somehow, with his art, changed my life.
I am wearing a white Chanel-like coat - because I want him to see me among the audience - and my lips are deep red.
I know it's still early, but I can't wait any longer. I decide to have a smoke and walk a couple of blocks to release the tension - I will get a taxi along the way.
I am wearing N° 5 for the occasion - I didn't have any money, this unexpected trip cost me quite a lot, but Sephora had a great deal on Madison Avenue, and with ten Dollars I managed to get a small dose of it.
Nothing makes me feel so feminine like Chanel does. Just what I need.
When I get to Joe's Pub, in NoHo - East Village, where the listening party organized by Columbia Records will take place in about an hour, I realize I am the first one to arrive, and I take the time to admire the beautiful Public Theater the pub is part of. I don't really care about it in that moment, but I need to give my brain and heart some rest - I don't remember the last time I was so nervous...
I take a slow deep breath - it's time to tell myself this is not a dream - I am really meeting Leonard Cohen.
I wish I could write forever, because I am scared I am not going to remember the emotion and the irresistibly sweet tone of his voice; my fear and my heartbeat, the exact words and the look in his eyes, sinful and innocent at the same time. But I am afraid you will be bored before I actually get to the 'music part' - so I'll do my best to entertain you - while inking this day forever on my skin.
With my surprise the audience is exceptionally small - it's a private and exclusive event, and I am the youngest one - which makes me very proud.
I finally take my seat, in the candlelight darkness of the intimate velvet room; I go for the small round table in the front, not even thinking about who's sitting next to me (later I will found out HE is).
The waiter offers me some wine - I politely decline and ask for a Pellegrino with a straw instead (my lipstick should last up to 8 hrs - but you never know).
We are about to listen, for the first time, to Old Ideas - the new Leonard Cohen's album that will be released on January 31st.
The Man himself will introduce the album, and then a chat with him will follow.
You're the lucky one - the host Rita Houston next to me whispers in my ear-
Leonard will be sitting right here to answer questions.
Minutes that seem hours pass, when HE finally enters the room.
My heart stops beating.
He is more handsome than I thought.
We all stand up. He takes his hat off:
Thank you my friends - he looks fragile and shy -
thank you for being here.
And before I even realize it, something happens.
He sees me right in front of him - he looks at me and smiles. Yes, he sees me. I sweetly smile back acknowledging the mutual click. Magic just happened.
I am ready for his music now. I'll think about the rest later.
The album starts playing, and as I lose myself into the fire of the burning candles in front of me, I finally relax and let the music in.
Cohen's voice is deeper and lower than ever - even though he quit cigarettes - and in between a rhythm from an old blues and a sweet melody that seems to come all the way from cold Eastern Europe, he tells a new story of Isaac; but this time the gypsy boy seems to have found some kind of peace - or acceptance at least -
I was blessed to have two special friends by my side - he tells me, quoting his teacher, the Za-Zen master Old Roshi, who is 25 years his senior -
and I must thank them if this unstable life of mine has found some brightness; that's how a bit of light got in.
Show me The Place - which is very special in Cohen's heart - is still my favorite song of this album, but Amen blew me away with his religious name and some kind of respectfully profane erotic poetry that carries a deeper and universal message; a warm Sharon Robinson in the chorus stands up, together with a gloomy yet sensual instrument of wind - a beautiful trumphet with a gypsy violin by its side.
Coming Home gets under your skin - and it really makes you want to sleep with that lazy bastard in a suit.
Not that I really care about age in a man, especially when we're talking Cohen, but at 77 he still knows how to speak to a woman, and in Anyhow he whispers in your ear and arouses your brain with simple lines that shoot the bullet -
Dreamed about you baby, you were wearing half your dress, I know you have to hate me, but could you hate me less?
Crazy to Love You is a step back into Leonard's folk tradition but with a twist; a classic love ballad in the form of a moyen-age song.
Bottom line is: Leonard is back and he will not disappoint you.
Do yourself a favor and buy this album. Pure art is rare, and so is Cohen's soul.
Do you want anything to drink? He asks me later in his dressing room -
I have some nuts, and some fruit...
How old are you darling?
Wait...I should be the one asking questions....no, I was never a real journalist....
Will you give me that book or are you going to hold it in your hands darling?
How the dream ended?
Some stories you just want to keep it to yourself; safe in your heart, because such memories will never fade away.
I can tell you that I spent some precious time with him, gave him my novel with a special dedication - because Leonard has been my crack that allowed some light in during some of the darkest times of my life.
With his charm, elegance and grace he touched my heart and gave me a life lesson that I will never forget.
Thank you Leonard for being exactly how I thought you would be, the most charming, gentle, handsome, sexy and humble man I have ever met. And thank you Robert for making this dream come true. I owe you - this blog is dedicated to you.
Joe's Pub - New York - Listening Party for Leonard Cohen's Old Ideas - The Stage

Leonard Cohen
Leonard at Joe's Pub & me right in front of him with my white coat
If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on the bedsheets. (Irving Layton)
First Listen on NPR Music: CLICK HERE and enjoy some magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... CtoVoE5Mm4
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