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Sue died
from a lack of iron
she got board
her beautifully fantasys
lit up this
forum
her posts you
were either against or
forum
but the idea
of beautifulling naked sue
making shirts
crease-less
and grease-less
is enought to
make me say
"hooray" many times
and from all
angkles
including
Sideways.
Poor Sue
banished by jealousy
modest-raters
who run this forum
with fists of iron
and ball of steel
Poor Sue
gone to the
Nothing Else section
how
sad
is
that

ohhh poor Sue ... I was just saying this morning to a friend how much I enjoyed her posts. May she and her iron rest in peace.

Rumour has it that Sue was lifted up in The Rapture (her talents are obviously in demand Elsewhere...) – the inevitable blaze of light that ensued was mistaken for fire, (she had left her iron plugged in...), presumably set by sore-loser runner-ups, before the 2012 Season started...

... But perhaps that rumour was started to quell the whispers that Sue has fallen in love with Dyson vacuuming, and is now competing (incognudo) on the Turbo Circuit...

In any event, your pome was a very clever, stark celebration of Sue; it made me say 'hooray (many times)!

imaginary friend wrote:Rumour has it that Sue was lifted up in The Rapture (her talents are obviously in demand Elsewhere...) – the inevitable blaze of light that ensued was mistaken for fire, (she had left her iron plugged in...), presumably set by sore-loser runner-ups, before the 2012 Season started...

... But perhaps that rumour was started to quell the whispers that Sue has fallen in love with Dyson vacuuming, and is now competing (incognudo) on the Turbo Circuit...

In any event, your pome was a very clever, stark celebration of Sue; it made me say 'hooray (many times)!

did I mention that on a person-to-person interface intimate scenario she was a complete bitch and I am very glad that she is with us no longer. I say hooray many times.

Oh dear poor Sue! I'm so de-pressed! I sent her all my nappies to de-crease the in-crease now I'm on my last pair what to do? what to do! what a to do!

kwills wrote:Oh dear poor Sue! I'm so de-pressed! I sent her all my nappies to de-crease the in-crease now I'm on my last pair what to do? what to do! what a to do!

y u still ware nappies, u is an mbarasment, innit

I don't want to interrupt the other thread - but how nice to hear that Sue is alive!!!

We were all very concerned!

Cate wrote:I don't want to interrupt the other thread - but how nice to hear that Sue is alive!!!

We were all very concerned!

Ahh but is she!...and will we ever really know??????

fishfishquaileye wrote:

kwills wrote:Oh dear poor Sue! I'm so de-pressed! I sent her all my nappies to de-crease the in-crease now I'm on my last pair what to do? what to do! what a to do!

y u still ware nappies, u is an mbarasment, innit

To keep my mbarasment in it innit!

I am Real Woman , Sue is fake.