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My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!



Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!

oh dear little kwills ... I can not begin to imagine what horrible and frightening discoveries they may make while trying to discover the route of this mystery.

Oooh a new mission…finally I might get some action round here!...

[Ok Mouldy why are you pretending to be HP?…that’s a bit saucy even for you]…

Finally cured my st- st-st- stutter so we should be able to c-c-complete this mission without any
F- f- f-further fu-fu-fu-fuss.

So we are looking for a c-c-cure for indigestion…is that something to do with not being able to swallow…can’t say I’ve ever had that problem!

No doubt you have a c-c-c-clever plan!...But then I’ve always thought you were a cun-cun-cun-cunning little person!

[Ooooh I do hope this thread is not going to be filled with innuendos and puerile humour or we’ll have to call in the resident bad taste adjudicators… Phil McCrevice and Mike Hunt… Although you did say that you haven’t seen Mike Hunt recently].

Well we better get this mission underway before someone gets wind of it… Ok Mouldy whats the plan?

By the way, thanks for the nickname Mouldy…hope it’s short for Scabiosa caucasica (wonderful little pincushion flower).

Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!

Signing off till later

Agent S

Oh and just between you and me, I no longer have the gas mask fetish…it is definitely a boot fetish now!

And very fine boots they are Karren

I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

Karren B
xx

Karren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

Karren B
xx

schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my own

lonndubh wrote:

Karren B wrote:I'll lend you them sometime lonndubh!

Karren B
xx

schhhhhh dont tell anyone but I have my own

Don't apologise...There's a lot of power in a pair of thigh length boots...welcome to the club lonndubh. You haven't got a spare whip have you?

kwills wrote:My name is Horompous Pompous
Head of the covert Youverumbledus,
And its come to my attention
A submission for a mission.
Registered,digested and somewhat ingested,
A belly ache has now manifested.
Grumbling and rumbling from
Mumbling to thundering
It's now getting rather congested!
So Mouldy And Scabby here is your mission
Find me a cure for my indigestion!



Scabby? hey Scabby did you hear that? a new mission! Get your gas mask on!

this is a poem that you wrote when depressing and unhappy, all Leonard fanz wishes you better both emotion and moral. this the way we spead love, like butter on a cake-knife. hooray for your old independants and wishing recover and healthy for all time and food as well, very important. doctors know and is prove!