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i did this in a matter of minutes out of boredom, and after realizing i was a schmuck for not talking to a girl that i was interested in. so with that i finally talked to her.

Haiku Madness

I'm a shy bastard.
Such a pity, no wonder
girls do not like me.

I watch TBN--
first prophesied by Chaucer.
(But God loves TV).

Some people are strange.
I do not like them, for they
mirror dogs' reason.

This is a haiku.
It was not written for you.
So fuck off, dammit.

Cubist impression,
Abstract dadaism, and
youthful dissention.

T~
Here's a few:

T laments shyness
Courage to speak blooms from hope
A heroic task

Haiku? Not for me?
I will steal it then, jackass!
Better tie it down.

I hate cliche art
Posing behind blind ideals
Old? New? Just stun me.

cheers,
Laurie

Haiku eludes me
but now I think I can see
five seven and five

yeah I'm a quick one!
only read a few thousand
before it hit me!

one sharp apple here
now I'm in the tall cotton!
sitting pretty fine!

Rick's mystery solved
Unlocked haiku's secret code
Writes 3 and sits well.

Clever clever girl
that Laurie A K can be!
charm and wit with style!