Re: There amungstz the Joonipair treez
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:22 am
I'm actually thinking this may be one of your more important contributions, fish, to this forum.qualieyedsnowfish wrote:a sudden afternoon
I take a rest
and then I go to sleep
for the sake of my childrtens children
we aregue on relax position
who by sofa
who by bucket
who by fire
each a peach
Havan Banana
Rum and cocaine
a hedonistic headache?
who can say?
it it ain't broek
then break it
this is your duty
this is your applez
we aregue on relax position
who by sofa
who by bucket
who by fire
I did always want to know how it was Leonard arrived at his "Who by Fire" title in particular, and you have offered a fairly reasonable explanation, I feel. Actually, as I was just mentioning on another thread, the Wicked Witch of the West was "by bucket," and I suggest you will be the one "by sofa," if you don't slow down.
[sound effect: __________ ] [this time I really did go blank]
[by the way, just because you brits spell 'eggplant' 'aubergine,' doesn't mean you won't get an "areguement" from me]
Backing up here [since it really is arbitrary in what order one reads these]..
a sudden afternoon
I take a rest
and then I go to sleep
for the sake of my childrtens children
One hopes that with "a sudden afternoon" that somewhere in the far reaches of your over-johnned psyche you may have been grasping for "Suddenly One Summer." This is actually the kind of story line that might interest you, fish [and, come to think of it, Tennessee Williams would probably have had a field day with you] [too bad you weren't invented yet]:
The only son of wealthy widow Violet Venable dies
while on vacation with his cousin Catherine. What the
girl saw was so horrible that she went insane; now Mrs.
Venable wants Catherine lobotomized to cover up the
truth.
.. I think I might have just uncovered an important part of your past, fish.. one that you no doubt have repressed.. [with the lobotomy question still being unanswered, I guess] [though, I gotta' tell ya, I'm pointing toward "yes" with this latest poetic effort of yours]
.. Violet Venable??.. gad.. "venable" sounds like fish talk for "venerable".. close enough, I suppose you imagine, when in your usual, uh, "relax position" on the couch.. [oh, do the "childrtens" get to watch mom "Havan Banana, Rum and cocaine," followed by her usual "hedonistic headache?"] [wouldn't be surprised].. ["who by fire," indeed]
[poor 'lil peaches]
.. actually, back to Tennessee.. I can't remember what this horrible thing was that caused Liz Taylor to go insane.. certainly this forum wasn't around yet.. so
[sound effect: a britster exaggerating the 's' sound in "issssssssssssssss-u"]
[what can I say, that's all I got]
.. okay, we're almost done [thank god]..
who can say?
it it ain't broek
then break it
this is your duty
this is your applez
If there's anything here at all [save your usual methods of trying to incite me] it might be wedged somewhere in this "it it ain't broek, then break it".. [the double 'it' suggesting you're now developing a stutter, which is a bit more serious than your usual hedonistic headache, fish] [you might want to stick to hand jobs for a while] [just 'til it it clears up.. I, I mean]
SOCIOPHONETICS [a term I just heard today on public radio]:
.. now.. as I recall, there was the word "broke" in your last poetic effort as well. [with the conclusion being another unwanted pregnancy, as it turns out] [you know, in the states, fish, a working girl like you would normally insist on rubbers, even if you brits consider those galoshes] [in which case that would be far less effective, I'm thinking]
[Once Again, Dear Reader, unlike fishie, here: I'm not getting paid]
.. oh, actually.. something close to the word "broke" was used by a distant cousin of yours . Yes, another sick lit chick [into latex, as I recall] by the name of "Marisha".. What I recall is her use of the term "broken".. then "b r o k e n".. [the latter being particularly redundant, I thought]
I know what you're wondering at this point, fish:
What does this mean, doc?.. Can it be fixed?.. Is it congenital?
Actually, before I get to these rather urgent concerns, I just did a random search of your favorite [or your sub-hosts' favorite] [which could be a good sign, fish: I mean, you might actually be cohering finally].. [later note: oh, just realized you are a sub-host] [so much for "fishful" thinking].. anyway here's some sort of computer game that came up when I searched "applez":
Your task in this slightly unappetizing platform jump
and run game is to adapt to the current circumstances -
you must eat and vomit Applez and then use the apples
to reach the flag. Have fun!
Yes, you read that correctly: "eat and vomit Applez." I'd not have believed it either if I, I didn't see it m-myself. [fi-fish]
Frankly, I think the "Have fun!" is particularly disturbing. Plus: the inference here that "apples" are in any way, shape or form the same as when you vomit Applez is somehow insulting. [finally something fish and I can agree on]
As for your "it it ain't broek, then break it"..
.. you know..
STORY HOUR
.. there's a pervading attitude with you, f-fish.. suggesting a t-total d-disregard for.. well, f-for -- practically everything.. or, well, anything that's good, and decent.. and, god forbid, wholesome. [let alone, spelled correctly] Yes, I've made silent note of this, but thought to give it time, realizing how you really have so little time between johns to write these things, and so I thought it best just to see if maybe, with my due diligence, and careful guidance, there might be some improvement in this department.
The End.
for more go-for-broek fish tales, please write:
Violet Venable @ go-for-broek fish tales.net[of course]
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