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You wanna see him naked
you wanna ride his car
don’t matter if he’s young or old
You got the fruit jar

You’ll lead him to your bedroom
you’ll take him cause you can
it doesn’t matter who or when
as long as he’s a man

The story doesn’t end here
you’ll photograph the bum
you’ll count to six and tell him:
It’s time for you to come

He’ll ask if he can see you
for one more night or two
you’ll say: I’m very sorry
I’m of to someone new

2
You’ll let him do your homework
you’ll teach him to say please
You’ll ask: Whats on for dinner
and bring him to his knees

He’ll say I truly love you
the way you do your thing
just ask me, and I’ll do it
I’ll skip and jump and sing

He’ll say: I’ll never leave you
I’ll bring some money home
He’ll wash your hair and dry it
and in between he’ll comb

You’ll keep him until boredom
reminds you of the cause
Then smile towards the mirror:
Hello Vagina Jaws
3.
When all the men are silenced
you’ll turn to something new
to calm your hungry passion
and keep from feeling blue

You’ll build and train the robots
to chase you with a bone
you’ll dress them up in muscles
with pride and heavy stones

My darling make it happen
and I will love you still
because I’m mad and useless
you don’t control my will

I’ll leave him in the shadows
to join some snake of old
He’ll offer you some guidance
towards the streets of gold