The Reluctant Recycler
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:43 am
Carrying on the enviromental theme from "The Allotment "
the reluctant recycler
i am pineing for the old days
when i only had one bin
i would love to be a recycler
but i don’t have the discipline
paper in the blue bin
dog dirt in the red
i cannot face this confusion
i think i will stay in bed
grass cuttings in the green one
household rubbish in the black
there’s so much to remember
it’s a struggle to keep track
then there’s the question of leftovers
after i have eaten my tea
they go in a contraption
it’s called a wormery
what other inventions are in store
new recycling methods to try
please let me just have one bin
i do not recycle -- i cry!!
i would love to save the planet
the planets been good to me
but why can’t i do it when i’m dead
and be buried under a tree
but wait a minute let’s think on this
it’s not as bad as all that
it stops my house from smelling
and my dog from getting fat
there is even a very strong rumour
the council have a scheme
they will pay for empty alcohol cans
this is surely only a dream
so i’m not giving up recycling yet
i will sit and drink some beer
then who knows if i swollow enough
i’ll become recycler of the year
the reluctant recycler
i am pineing for the old days
when i only had one bin
i would love to be a recycler
but i don’t have the discipline
paper in the blue bin
dog dirt in the red
i cannot face this confusion
i think i will stay in bed
grass cuttings in the green one
household rubbish in the black
there’s so much to remember
it’s a struggle to keep track
then there’s the question of leftovers
after i have eaten my tea
they go in a contraption
it’s called a wormery
what other inventions are in store
new recycling methods to try
please let me just have one bin
i do not recycle -- i cry!!
i would love to save the planet
the planets been good to me
but why can’t i do it when i’m dead
and be buried under a tree
but wait a minute let’s think on this
it’s not as bad as all that
it stops my house from smelling
and my dog from getting fat
there is even a very strong rumour
the council have a scheme
they will pay for empty alcohol cans
this is surely only a dream
so i’m not giving up recycling yet
i will sit and drink some beer
then who knows if i swollow enough
i’ll become recycler of the year