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You know when you've been...

FOND ODE TO A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY

With any chosen undergarment...
I'm usually quite lacking it...
But
Today
I thank God I wore my corset
'Cause I think my sides have split

(don't be shy about being responded too un-click that disabled button, you know you wanna )

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Alsiony wrote:You know when you've been...

FOND ODE TO A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY

With any chosen undergarment...
I'm usually quite lacking it...
But
Today
I thank God I wore my corset
'Cause I think my sides have split

(don't be shy about being responded too un-click that disabled button, you know you wanna )

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Ode to Alsiony

I used to be married to Alsiony
then we got divorced
and she's chasing me for alimony

I don't remember agreeing to a divorce!

Chasing for alimony? Me?! How could you think that of ikkle old me.
That's mighty presumptuous of you... I guess this is what happens when you have more than one piece of important equipment at your disposal. You get confused

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Alsiony wrote:I don't remember agreeing to a divorce!

Chasing for alimony? Me?! How could you think that of ikkle old me.
That's mighty presumptuous of you... I guess this is what happens when you have more than one piece of important equipment at your disposal. You get confused

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i have no impotent equipment, wot u mean??

i have no impotent equipment

I am just asking - because of the double question mark at the end... just to avoid confusion, was this a question or a statement?

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Alsiony wrote:

i have no impotent equipment

I am just asking - because of the double question mark at the end... just to avoid confusion, was this a question or a statement?

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I think he was rebutting your allegations of impotence. From what I heard down the rubbididub it was his continual rebutting of you when you weren't in the mood for it that was your ground for divorce.

(Haha! Ok... hang on a second...)

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Alsiony wrote:(Haha! Ok... hang on a second...)

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and also because you always told him to "hang on a second" and he wasn't able to last.

Well I must've been rebutted until I was unconscious - because I don't remember a divorce.
*sigh*

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Alsiony wrote:Well I must've been rebutted until I was unconscious - because I don't remember a divorce.
*sigh*

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that was another Ground for Divorce, he "rebutted you until you were unconscious" , disgusting sexual violence. the difference between Ren and me is I am a class man, he was an *** man

*siiiiighhhhhhh*

Now I'm going to have to try and dig out the paperwork that I didn't even know I had.
TSK!
I am a busy person ya know!
oooh well...

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Oh I'm always right up to it in paperwork!

I was chuffed at such a nice compliment Karren I am afraid that tendency is kinda there in my character.

Great to have you here x

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