Aliens And Their Obsession With Our Butts
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:48 am
I can't wait
For the aliens to invade
I'm excited
I'm not afraid
When they finally arrive
I'll be a trooper
I'll let them look
Up my pooper
Why would aliens
Travel here
All this way
To look up our rears?
A thousand light years
Across space so vast
Just so some human
Can pull down his pants?
Supernovas too see
Asteroids too
So why would aliens
Choose such a nasty view?
For the aliens to invade
I'm excited
I'm not afraid
When they finally arrive
I'll be a trooper
I'll let them look
Up my pooper
Why would aliens
Travel here
All this way
To look up our rears?
A thousand light years
Across space so vast
Just so some human
Can pull down his pants?
Supernovas too see
Asteroids too
So why would aliens
Choose such a nasty view?