You can't have a hard-on
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:00 pm
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
get up in the morning
relax on your way
Your dogs will go barking
this is what he say:
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
You're missing to much
so little you do
you talk and you chant
of love comming through
You worship the culture
as though it was God
but wildness is moaning
and sighing a lot
You're lisping and crawling
and call it a gift
but can't even carry
the clubcard you lift
You buy a new house
and you call it a start
though haunted it is
by ghosts of a fart
I may be arrested
announcing
discussing with the docters
in quest of naked joy
But I come through the night
resembling a bat
I'm looking to smack
the rear of your cat
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
but this little song
will make it O.K.
Tomorrow it's time
for women to pray:
Oh Lord let him have
a hard-on today
in Denmark today
get up in the morning
relax on your way
Your dogs will go barking
this is what he say:
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
You're missing to much
so little you do
you talk and you chant
of love comming through
You worship the culture
as though it was God
but wildness is moaning
and sighing a lot
You're lisping and crawling
and call it a gift
but can't even carry
the clubcard you lift
You buy a new house
and you call it a start
though haunted it is
by ghosts of a fart
I may be arrested
announcing
discussing with the docters
in quest of naked joy
But I come through the night
resembling a bat
I'm looking to smack
the rear of your cat
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
but this little song
will make it O.K.
Tomorrow it's time
for women to pray:
Oh Lord let him have
a hard-on today
