Disputes between people
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:52 am
Disputes between people
Yelling over children crying
A swing in the back
Man
How grateful she would be
If you turned the situation
Upside down
A swell appearance you are
Doing right by the good book
Backing by the minister
An up and comer in this world
But she is always yelling
Because there is a satellite on
Mars
Picking up red dirt
She says
Finding this and that
She says
Yelling frequently
Causing traffic jams
By running into Main Street
Shifting left to right
By the city limit sign
With a sign that reads
MARS IS ARMED BY SATAN
You just kind of laugh
And kinda feel sorry
But you just want to grab her
Take her JOHN 3:16 away
Take her craze out, but if
you did that she wouldn’t be attractive
So you just stop on the road
And you take out your big BIBLE
You read a bit and throw it into a ditch
Grab her by the arm, ever so gently
Whisk her into your beat down weathered truck
Drifting away
Big baby, drifting away with the crazy gal
And her theories and controversies and you just think
WHERE IS MARS, anyways?
She stops and sighs, she cools off and yells some more
That’s all you really need in your life,
A crazy woman with a hatred of Mars but a love for all else
Yelling over children crying
A swing in the back
Man
How grateful she would be
If you turned the situation
Upside down
A swell appearance you are
Doing right by the good book
Backing by the minister
An up and comer in this world
But she is always yelling
Because there is a satellite on
Mars
Picking up red dirt
She says
Finding this and that
She says
Yelling frequently
Causing traffic jams
By running into Main Street
Shifting left to right
By the city limit sign
With a sign that reads
MARS IS ARMED BY SATAN
You just kind of laugh
And kinda feel sorry
But you just want to grab her
Take her JOHN 3:16 away
Take her craze out, but if
you did that she wouldn’t be attractive
So you just stop on the road
And you take out your big BIBLE
You read a bit and throw it into a ditch
Grab her by the arm, ever so gently
Whisk her into your beat down weathered truck
Drifting away
Big baby, drifting away with the crazy gal
And her theories and controversies and you just think
WHERE IS MARS, anyways?
She stops and sighs, she cools off and yells some more
That’s all you really need in your life,
A crazy woman with a hatred of Mars but a love for all else