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"with god all things are possible"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:43 am
by Geoffrey
almighty father, you are unable to construct a hole so small that you cannot crawl through it, nor can you produce a stone so heavy that even you fail at lifting it, nor can you create a being more powerful than yourself, or start a storm you are unable to stop, make two plus two equal five, draw a circle with four corners or a two-sided triangle - but can you at least go into the kitchen and make me a cup of tea?

Re: "with god all things are possible"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:04 pm
by Cate

amen

Re: "with god all things are possible"

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:54 pm
by mat james
almighty father, ... - but can you at least go into the kitchen and make me a cup of tea?
I'm a bit busy at the moment, Geoffrey.
Maybe later.

Re: "with god all things are possible"

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:40 am
by iveta
Almighty Father might be busy turning water into wine, but I´m afraid he´s not much interested in tea...

By the way, I think that´s quite witty. You´re Oscar Wilde for everyday use.

Re: "with god all things are possible"

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:29 pm
by Cate
Sunday morning, almost 6:30 have just watched the sun come up in my little garden. I already have my tea but do you think god could send out some blueberry pancakes? ... not likely ehh?
perhaps he could wake up the bee's then, to come entertain me while everyone is sleeping.