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a lion came to church today
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:13 am
by Geoffrey
a lion came to church today
and ate no one
in the congregation.
there were no christians,
just me
and the freemason priest -
the animal left us intact.
Re: a lion came to church today
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:39 pm
by Cate
A freemason priest that’s interesting.
I’m sorry that your congregation seems not to be tasty or delicious – perhaps you could mix some salt into the holy water next week – it’s possible though that the lion simply has a toothache from eating to many sweet Unitarians.
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Re: a lion came to church today
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:47 pm
by Geoffrey
Cate wrote:
>I’m sorry that your congregation seems not to be tasty or delicious . . .
Maybe I'm not a believer, but had you been there I believe you would have been eaten up - by me.
Re: a lion came to church today
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:56 am
by Gullivor
Perhapes you were soppose to eat the lion?
Give it a try if he comes back. You may be suprised.