Getting to Gloucester.
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:33 am
"Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
in a shower of rain.
He stept in a puddle,
right up to his middle,
and never went back there again."
Well, here's my take on that one; it's called
Getting to Gloucester.
His plan is laid
a fortnight in advance:
the haircut first,
to leave him time to trawl
through cupboards and drawers,
forgotten citations,
receding talent.
Somewhere lies the draft
of a poem to impress
an audience that craves
his latest work. He makes
a coded phone-call.
Confused and scared,
the railway company declares
All trains are cancelled:
terrorists have placed
metaphors on the tracks.
Police are seeking
the usual poets.
Hitch-hiking takes longer:
he smiles, reaching Gloucester.
Andrew.
in a shower of rain.
He stept in a puddle,
right up to his middle,
and never went back there again."
Well, here's my take on that one; it's called
Getting to Gloucester.
His plan is laid
a fortnight in advance:
the haircut first,
to leave him time to trawl
through cupboards and drawers,
forgotten citations,
receding talent.
Somewhere lies the draft
of a poem to impress
an audience that craves
his latest work. He makes
a coded phone-call.
Confused and scared,
the railway company declares
All trains are cancelled:
terrorists have placed
metaphors on the tracks.
Police are seeking
the usual poets.
Hitch-hiking takes longer:
he smiles, reaching Gloucester.
Andrew.