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It's Just a Joke

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:20 pm
by Ren
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Re: It's Just a Joke

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:56 pm
by Sideways
I welcome you, a major new talent who can write in so many varied styles and has the charm to unload your catalogue without introduction or hesitation. It's the way to do it, I agree. Who has time for civility in this world any more. Do whatever you please. Only real wimps think of other people. Consideration is completely out of fashion. When major players like Anuntiou welcome you then you must be doing it right.

some of your rhymes have originality and class, putting "rumour" and "humour" together, quite brilliant. Well done!

Because I don't have your accomplishment as a writer do you mind me asking you to explain to me all about a "tour head" ? . I imagine you are perhaps describing a tragedy that happened on a vacation to Egypt when a holiday-maker was inspecting a donkey's bottom and his Guide shouted at him "Fat American, remove your tour head now, I won't tell you again" Or maybe it is what a groupie does with the band members?

Here's a little tribute I made just for you. As I lack your talent mine took nearly a minute to write. I bet you can do all yours in under 30 seconds, so you win!

Some writers here
Have no sense of direction
That's a gun
It's not an erection

Some writers here
Don't get the time
They find it too hard
To go beyond a simplistic pattern of simplistic rhyme

Remove my tour ettes from your fucking bastard shit bum ass
And just have a ball
The yellow fun in the sky
Is called your eye


It was lovely chatting to you and taking a break from the ironing

love

Sue