Temporary Wife Wanted
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:13 pm
....................................Temporary Wife Wanted
Qualifications .............Previous experience as a vestal virgin or nun
...............................Ability to make unburnt toast
...............................Extensive innate carnal knowledge
Education...................That's acceptable
Hobbies/Interests.........Cooking meat wearing 5 inch heels and frilly apron.
..................................(other clothing not required)
...............................Finding missing socks
...............................Should not include anything to do poetry
Reason for Vacancy......Previous post has accepted contract as mistress
* It should be noted preference may be given to women - Gents who can actually cook will be considered - the apron fits all sizes
Edited at spouses request - It should also be noted that hair on the back of shoulders is not the same as hair on the back. hehehe
Qualifications .............Previous experience as a vestal virgin or nun
...............................Ability to make unburnt toast
...............................Extensive innate carnal knowledge
Education...................That's acceptable
Hobbies/Interests.........Cooking meat wearing 5 inch heels and frilly apron.
..................................(other clothing not required)
...............................Finding missing socks
...............................Should not include anything to do poetry
Reason for Vacancy......Previous post has accepted contract as mistress
* It should be noted preference may be given to women - Gents who can actually cook will be considered - the apron fits all sizes
Edited at spouses request - It should also be noted that hair on the back of shoulders is not the same as hair on the back. hehehe
