Some caption suggestions for your photograghs Henning :
1 please don't make me climb that mountain again
2 i think it might rain today
3 life is not easy when your head is a football
4 it's nice to know we are yorkshire lads favourite
5 hello i am jimi hendrix what's your name
6 i have heard about queueing for the cash machine but this is ridiculous
7 has anyone got any orange dye
8 the man behind just moans on and on about his contact lenses
9 what ever is falling out of the sky I am going to eat it
10 it's nice to know I am tinderellas favourite
11 don't jump please don't jump
12 working in a coal mine ain't no easy life i can tell you
13 I think the score is one one
14 a picture of the german route to the final taken on sunday afternoon
15 snow in july that must deserve a kiss
16 it's nice to know we are hennings favourite
17 the only two girls in germany who are eight feet tall
18 this is what is meant by "pinning your countries flag to your chest
19 from a throw in "look no hands "
20 if the man in the sunglasses farts again I will be very upset
21 it's getting dark now so we say again please don't jump
22 I don't know about you but I am feeling horny but then it could just be in the head
23 oh my god he's jumped
24 and when he jumped he had a bag of rubbish in his hand