The Infinite Haiku

[Gullivor]

by only her tongue
turns out my wife is a dike
distressed not fazed

[Cate]

turns out my wife is a dike

no, she just doesn't want to share the pudding - you're wife is greedy.

distressed not fazed, he
remembers there's more pudding
tucked inside the fridge

[Marisha]

fucked inside the fridge
she found his demeanour cold
she desired hot sex

[Gullivor]

by only her tongue
turns out my wife is a dike
distressed not fazed

Sorry for calling my wife (that I don't have) a dyke. I'm repenting from rude derogatory comments that can be hurtful to others. And I will pay more attention to my spelling due to lack of education or burnt brain cells.

Thank you all for your tolerance and patience for a looser like me.
Gully


she desired hot sex
but he left her feeling cold
hurt again she cries

[Gullivor]

hurt again she cries
What? Rule number sixty two!
That does not apply

[Cate]

gully, I didn't actually call you a loser. I was just pointed out that 'if your going make rude derogatory comments, you should at least spell them right or somebody might think you're a loser'. besides you wouldn't want people to think you would call somebody a ditch would you?

For the record I don't think you're a loser, just didn't like how you used that word, but it's only a word.
also for the record I can't spell worth beens, I mean beans either.

okay, sorry for wrecking the haiku flow, here's the last one again.
~~~~~

hurt again she cries
What? Rule number sixty two!
That does not apply

[lizzytysh]

That does not apply
the tear you see in my eye
you can't hurt me now

[Gullivor]

you can't hurt me now
bulletproof and still bleeding
strong but I am weak

[suzanneorange]

...strong but I am weak...
In this world of toil and snares,
I falter; who cares?

[lizzytysh]

I falter; who cares?
the mountains are steep, my legs
are weak; need water

[Marisha]

I falter; who cares?
the mountains are steep, my legs
are weak; need water

are weak, need water
house on fire, burning daughter
never liked her much

[anneporter]

never liked her much.
April rain soaks the laundry
Mary hung at dawn

[MAmanda]

hi everyone. what a very cool thing you all have going on here. i'm new to the site, just browsing around as a fan of mr. cohen, but love to throw my hat in the ring...

Mary hung at dawn
As the naysayers look on
Deaf to death's last word

[Marisha]

hi everyone. what a very cool thing you all have going on here. i'm new to the site, just browsing around as a fan of mr. cohen, but love to throw my hat in the ring...

Mary hung at dawn
As the naysayers look on
Deaf to death's last word

Deaf to death's last word
Mamanda was now the third
newbie suicide

[evewaldman]

newbie suicide
Didn't anyone hear her cry?
They went out to eat.