Muffins or War

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:51 am

I hate this bloody thread

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:55 am

Paula wrote:I hate this bloody thread

But we love you

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:59 am

I guess that means you're going to go with muffins, then, eh Paula?

However, please give us your third choice, as I happen to know from personal experience that you pass over the muffins

!

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:32 am

How lovely to see you back Byron and Albert

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:34 am

Paula said:

I hate this bloody thread

Is this the longest thread on here

?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:10 am

I think it might be Di but it pops up every few months or so just when you think it is dead and buried it gets resurrected.

I hate the fact the person who orignally started did MUffins and not Muffins. It is soooo annoying will the person purporting to be Paula Hansen please rectify just for my sanity.

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:24 am

Said person is on holiday I believe. I did not notice the mistake before you pointed it out. But, like a dripping tap, once you notice it, it taunts you forever. So, thanks for that, Paula. How do we get rid of the thread, then? Won't we miss it when it is gone, really, though. It's been around so long, bless it.

Diane

paula_hansen · Post by **paula_hansen** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:29 am

I wish you all a Happy Christmas and remember We Are All His Children, whether or not we eat MUffins.

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:35 am

lizzy, you must have missed it while you were away....

PAULA IS MICHAEL.

Tri-me · Post by **Tri-me** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:54 am

Being a lazy reader I did not read this entire thread. I could not pass on the opportunity to quote Frank Zappa, if it was posted before enjoy it twice.
It would make an interesting sign at a peace rallyMake Muffins Not War

MUFFIN MAN
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yukYuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetteNear the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s greyEarth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:01 pm

Teratogen ~

Michael!?! Where does it say that?? Other than a guess, that is. I've always had someone else in mind, but I could be wrong. But, where has Michael owned up to Paula H. or has anyone confirmed such conjecture?

~ Lizzy

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:14 pm

Teratogen caught M out when as Paula_Hansen he referred to our T as Terry Wogan, a well known TV and radio personality here who is now Sir Terry.

Michael was then gracious enough to "cough" (admit to the charge).

<The thing that gave it away for me was when "paula_hansen" called me terry wogan. the ONLY person to ever do that was you, michael. HAHAHA. i'm wondering how much time you spent coming up with a lot of that.
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"Rock and roll is dead, but I am its revival. I'm prophesied by sages died, from Buddha to the Bible." --TERATOGEN>

Couldn't quite manage the quotey bits there!
Margaret

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:16 pm

Okay. Was Terry Wogan a name called only privately? Or, perhaps, could an astute reader remembered it? Of course, anyone in Britain could know of Sir Terry. Do you have the 'cough' available, as well?

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:09 pm

Lizz, here it is,

mickey_one

Joined: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 219

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
Teratogen wrote:
the thing that gave it away for me was when "paula_hansen" called me terry wogan. the ONLY person to ever do that was you, michael. HAHAHA. i'm wondering how much time you spent coming up with a lot of that. Laughing

damn, my man! you are too clever, how the hell will we find time at Berlin to discuss all this fun! you are coming, yeah? I haven't checked the list.

Sorry for the delay. Thought I had a quiet spell at work, but then the boss gave me something else to do

Margaret

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:21 pm

Ah, okay ~ thanks, Margaret... now, was T the clever one, or Paula's originator the more clever one, to have used Terry Wogan to throw someone off the scent

? Of course, I can 'see' the 'admission' in mickey's response ~ or I can see that it's not an admission, at all

. For now, I'll go with its being a mystery solved, since it wouldn't be unlike mickey to have adopted such an identity, and you folks put all this investigative effort into it

.

Muffins or War

Muffins (lightly toasted with perhaps a little strawberry jelly) or a *just* War with not very many casulaties

Muffins (lightly toasted with perhaps a little strawberry jelly) or a just War with not very many casulaties