Ren Is Leaving(Again)

[kwills]

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M, I have found Henning!He's been working with Dangermouse or should I say,hiding behind Dangermouse,the coward!
As for your insinuation about me and Dick, I didn't mean sucking on that dummy I meant a baby's comforter!Really violet,your mind can be in the gutter at times,do I look like a person who sucks.........and I'm confused how can a giant blow up dummy peeping Tom,be Henning's beard? Is Geoffrey hiding in Henning's beard? If I can get close enough to him without Dangermouse noticing I might find out.

Well,sweet violet ,M,I will now have some refreshments and I will be off once more to the beach,I mean breach, to solve all these confounding mysteries
and sooth your aching head.

[Violet]

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M, I have found Henning!He's been working with Dangermouse or should I say,hiding behind Dangermouse,the coward!
As for your insinuation about me and Dick, I didn't mean sucking on that dummy I meant a baby's comforter!Really violet,your mind can be in the gutter at times,do I look like a person who sucks.........and I'm confused how can a giant blow up dummy peeping Tom,be Henning's beard? Is Geoffrey hiding in Henning's beard? If I can get close enough to him without Dangermouse noticing I might find out.

Well,sweet violet ,M,I will now have some refreshments and I will be off once more to the beach,I mean breach, to solve all these confounding mysteries
and sooth your aching head.

.. that was a lovely closing passage, kwills.. you do know how to sooth me ['course it's usually after you've infuriated me].. Are you sure that's Henning?.. I think you may have that wrong [again] kwills, sweet heart.. I'm actually now quite certain that Henning is indeed Dangermouse, which would explain why we're in bigger trouble than I'd even imagined up 'til now.. why he needs a blow up peeping tom doll as a beard, I have no idea.. but then I am really in no position to be questioning [elevated] personages' choices of odd fetishes.. such days are over..

.. maybe I can confess to you, baby kwills, how rather undone I'm feeling this morning.. withoutCENSORED I'm feeling like a derelict vessel.. without home or harbor.. without Divine Object..

.. I'd jump -- but I'm only one flight up.. and the landing would be on grass.. and I don't think it would take me to the great beyond, or anything.. I think I might just damage a few of my [rather wilted seeming this morning] purple petals..

.. so, you see kwills?.. even your MI6 boss "m" has her troubles.. [just as you do, considering how you're supposed to be "bond" and you keep screwing up all the time.. I'm sure that must do a number on your itsy bitsy baby self esteem]..

.. okay,

Over and Out,
Violet "M" Flower

.. oh wait -- you need further instruction, don't you?.. let's see.. find out what sort of, um, CENSOREDGeoffrey wears..

.. oh, no no no no no.. scratch that.. I have to pull myself together.. I have to get through this difficult transitional time, and then I'm sure things will return to making no sense whatsoever once again.. [I just hate it when I start feeling too "sensible".. it's a real kill joy, kwills.. a real bore]..

[kwills]

Bond kwills- IS- Bond calling M. Jarkko is Dangermouse and Henning is The Mole!How do I know? Billy Ocean told me.Jarkko likes to write in red yes? well,
Billy Ocean said that red light spells DANGER!See? the clue was there all along!

From a smug Bond kwills-IS-Bond,over and out!

[Violet]

.. this first quote is from Cate's Moon thread:

.. now, we'll need to reconvene on another thread, perhaps, re: this Henning/Dangermouse business.. meantime, find out what you can on Jarkko.. he's a funny one, methinks.. [find out something about his obsession with red ink.. that could be illuminating.. or, well, at least coming from you]..

Bond kwills- IS- Bond calling M. Jarkko is Dangermouse and Henning is The Mole!How do I know? Billy Ocean told me.Jarkko likes to write in red yes? well,
Billy Ocean said that red light spells DANGER!See? the clue was there all along!

From a smug Bond kwills-IS-Bond,over and out!

.. well first.. for investigative research purposes [as well as just plain kicks].. we really should give Billy his due..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhNg74TPQMo
FULL SCREEN..

.. now, I have to say, smug Bond kwills-IS-Bond, you might actually be onto something.. [finally].. I mean, I see the extraordinarily obtuse connection you made there, and so maybe my haphazard working methods are beginning to yield some interesting [if not necessarily useful] results.. info.analyst[ly] speaking..

.. but you know, it doesn't take rocket science to realize that Jarkko is the big cheese around here.. [get it?.. big cheese -- mouse- oh, never mind].. but that he happens to like parading around in a Dangermouse costume.. now that is something.. Okay, so now we just have to try and figure out why.. [but again, who am I to question the obscure sexual preferences and fetishes of.. well, of anyone, come to think of it].. anyway.. it's something to further analyze, but at least we're starting to get somewhere..

.. oh.. interesting tid bit I picked up when watching the Billy Ocean clip.. apparently, not only does "red light" spell danger.. but he's indicated that "the heat is on".. so.. we may not have a lot of time, smug Bond kwills-IS-Bond.. and so you might just tuck that neat little fact under your cute little baby bonnet..

.. oh, I do have to add here, though.. I mean, just because you found out Henning is the mole [which, we kinda already knew], you still haven't really gotten us anything on Henning himself.. what's he like, for example.. [his obscure sexual preferences, etc. -- oh, I mean in addition to the peeping tom thing he has with blow up Dick].. so you still have quite a lot of work to do.. so try not to get TOO smug.. [you cute little baby-bond, you]..

.. Alright, keep up the good work, and I look forward to more titillating results.. [I guess I just have to settle for vicarious thrills, it seems]..
... okay..
Over and Out:
Violet.. in her MI6 "M" mode..