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Attention!!! news flash!!! I've just seen Henning in disguise! Beware he looks like one of Queen cate's demented seven dwarves.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 7072641859#

Sir F I'm just about to go to sleep and that was really creepy - If I have strange dreams or a nightmare tonight it's your fault.

kwills I don’t think that is Henning!

I think the only way that we are going to get a clip of Henning in action is for Brave Lickle kwills to ask him to post something on this thread….Good idea…no? (go on be brave lickle kwills)…

SPV(f)

violet wrote
I actually thought the guy whipping you, Lady K., had possibilities.. now if we could only find footage of him playing the guitar.. oh, with tight black leather gloves on, to prevent callouses (while looking s & m-ie).. then I think we'd have your man..

Must admit he wasn’t bad…but I don’t think he’d be able to play guitar with tight black leather gloves on…

Cate

Hope you didn’t have nightmares after seeing that clip? Sorry I wasn’t available last night, but you’ll be please to know that I am no longer tied up…but you could have always jumped into bed with the King, I’m sure he wouldn’t have minded…just be careful, that sword of his is always ready for action! And you wouldn't want to impale yourself on it...

Lady Kissy K
xx

ohhh you escaped Lady K, good for you! Your secret agent training must be coming in handy - I hope he catches you again soon so that you can keep practicing.

I did think about jumping into bed with the king (he is brave, strong and always armed) but I wasn't quite sure the way to his chambers and then I thought - what if someone saw me coming out the next morning! could you imagine the rumors? I mean this is the modern medieval times and sleeping with ones own spouse is well... unusual ... at least for someone of my station.
(plus I was a bit worried that he might still be upset about the repeated attempts to poison him ... Ohhh btw if you're over at his tonight don't drink the red wine sent from Lord Nottryingtopoisonyou - it might be a bit off )

Cate wrote:ohhh you escaped Lady K, good for you! Your secret agent training must be coming in handy - I hope he catches you again soon so that you can keep practicing.

I did think about jumping into bed with the king (he is brave, strong and always armed) but I wasn't quite sure the way to his chambers and then I thought - what if someone saw me coming out the next morning! could you imagine the rumors? I mean this is the modern medieval times and sleeping with ones own spouse is well... unusual ... at least for someone of my station.
(plus I was a bit worried that he might still be upset about the repeated attempts to poison him ... Ohhh btw if you're over at his tonight don't drink the red wine sent from Lord Nottryingtopoisonyou - it might be a bit off )

.. you be berry funny.. (and berry bronze worthy)..

.. okay.. I'm hoping not to come here again today, so, just to get this out of the way, as it were.. Actually, I do think an injection of something is needed for this story line.. I feel us all floundering somehow.. [oh.. kw- uh, bond-baby and Pussy Galore (a.k.a. Agent Orange).. PLEASE try and remember: HENNING IS DANGEROUS.. it's Jarkko that's DANGERMOUSE.. and while we empathize with Jarkko's obscure sexual fetishie issues, he's not dangerous, other than as a security risk (given the obvious).. Now Henning seeks to infiltrate this lovely, sedate, and wholesome little kingdom sometimes known as Kissingham (when we're being good).. (best he not hear of the name "Cumalott," as that will only feed his already rife suspicions (can suspicions be rife?).. (possibly).. so........ WISE UP, everyone.. Let's get some focus here.. (geez).. signed M.] [oh, and as to this I.F. person.. though she does aspire sometimes to be Good (as in Glinda 'n all that sweet goopy-goodness nonsense) she has also exhibited, both in the past and more recently, this stubborn attraction to the allure of human frailty.. and so, she too constitutes a security threat.. by that I mean: keep an eye on that one].. [my god, this place is high maintenance].. [where's the bottle?.. it's time for baby bond's late morning snack, I think.. and then a nice long nap]..

.. Okay, once again.. this is PRIVATE.. (so.. keep moving along, if you would)..

[My dearest Lordship,

Did I really think I could stop writing you completely? Is that what
I thought?.. well, yes.. it is what I thought.. and in saner moments
of clarity, it IS what I think.. only such clarity tends to get murky
rather quickly I find.. Anyway.. I was reading more of Beautiful Losers
last night.. oh that "F" person.. wow.. wicked sense of humor, huh?..
you know, though, for Leonard to have the poor wife crushed in that
elevator shaft -- oh, and with such darkly outrageous irony.. I mean,
given the person who crushed her was not her intended (by that I mean
her husband -- the narrator person -- who was to come home from a
day at the library where apparently all he does is jerk off to the likes
of that long dead Indian saint woman -- the one with the bad skin)..
.. (no wonder the wife wanted to kill herself).. anyway, instead of it
being him (her intended, I mean), to have it be the delivery person who
got the apartment number wrong, and had the elevator go to the
basement apartment (which is what squashed her.. I mean, given she
was lying at the bottom of the shaft, hoping to give her "intended" the
surprise of his life, it seems)..
.. wow.. hmm.. you know, to me this is the.. possible masterpiece..
of a much younger man.. I mean, I don't think Leonard would have
the heart to squash her like that at this point.. not in the least.. (even
though the twisted black humor is rather brilliant).. (hate to say)..
.. but, you know, my lord.. reading this is making me think a bit of --
gee, I don't even want to utter his name.. let's call him your nemesis,
even though you've been so gallant and deferential towards him.. for
the most part, I mean.. but somehow, given the existence of "F"..
well.. I won't say that your nemesis fashioned himself after him, exactly..
.. (or, well, maybe in his more lucid moments).. and yet.. I almost feel
that the existence of "F" does give him.. hmm.. "license'" if you will.. I
mean, not from a sane person's perspective, of course.. (and as we all
know, everyone around here is perfectly sane).. anyway.. Oh, but I haven't
really described "F," now have I?.. well.. I'll have to leave that to another
vellumie message, my dearest.. my quill is getting worn out, as it
happens.. need to tell Queen Cate..

.. anyway.. Leonard should bow his head in shame that he's in some
manner spawned.. well, those of you who know whom I'm discussing
don't need me to go any further, I don't think.. (not that any of you
should even be reading this).. anyway, it's something to ponder.. (I
hope it doesn't keep Leonard awake nights)..

.. okay, my lord.. I hope you are having just the most wonderful time
doing, well, hopefully not too much, as I think you take on far too much
usually with all the murder and mayhem.. oh, and all the decadent
goings on with all the powdered wigs 'n robes 'n things.. (I mean, that
Marquis de Sade dream does have at least some basis in reality, I
should think)..
.. so.. anyway.. I hope you're enjoying yourself doing not too much..
.. (just smelling the violets maybe)..

ever.. your v i o l e t (stem).. back up her tower.. needing to
get back to work]..

Umm... Violet? Boss? ..M?..Kissy K,Agent Orange? ...Queen Cate?..I.F?..umm...I....I've done something.....I've taken agent Orange/Pussy Galore's advice and have contacted Henning!
Yes,yes I know it was a dangerous and bold move to make,but I felt I needed to prove to you all that I'm not some silly lickle baby,but a brave and couragous lickle baby!
If he decides to contact us then he will hopefully sing us a song boys! and if not then we now for certain that he is indeed working for the other side! I await contact with bated breath.

Yours bravely,
Bond kwills IS Bond.

Oh My G-D kwills, What have you done!!!!!!

Pussy was only joking...She never thought you would be brave enough to do it!

Well i have to admit i am very impressed, you are a very brave lickle kwills..um bond...

Kissy K
(pussy galore/agent orange)
xx
(these are for brave kwills xxxx)

Violet wrote:.. Sir F.. I'm going to try something.. let's see if this gets Henning over here..


.......................... SURRENDER HENNING.............


.. (or at least come down here and post a song for us or something)..

.. okay.. I just thought I'd add this in again.. for further prompting.. [congratulations bond-baby IS baby-bond.. you've done good work.. the boys at headquarters are impressed.. well, they will be if things turn out.. M.]

.. oh, hi kissy lady k.. xx x (kisses for all)..

Okay guys, I mean Princesses and Kings and Ladies in waiting,torturers and agents here is Henning performing especially for us! (He's a bit shy so you can't quite see his face properly)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVk8KX_l2F8

.. thank you kwills..

.. thank you Henning.. it's good to finally (sort of) meet you.. (!)..

.. I'm getting shades of First We Take Manhattan.. etc.. in your lyrics, I think.. (the beauty of our weapons, maybe)..

.. well, with you in that shadowy lair of yours, Henning, you do make it rather easy for us to project our (sinister) fantasies on you (!).. (hope you don't mind.. we're terribly bored here without villains)..

Please come and post.. or.. well, at least consider it..

Signed,
Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. (a.k.a. "m".. baby-bond's boss)..

kwills...Bond...?

I have a sneaking suspicion that he may not be the real Henning (how could you possibly tell from that).

And you couldn't even see him playing...

Keep trying!

Lady K (pussy)
xx

Ahem! Agent Pussy Galore ,I quite assure you ,that that indeed was our very own Henning and I would like to thank him for being such a good sport about it all.
Unfortunately it seems that he will not be joining us here as he has many pressing and important matters to attend to( namely spying for Dangermouse!)so we must now be doubly on guard as he is now fully aware of us!!!!
Signing out for now (pub quiz)

Bond kwills IS Bond.

So what you've actually achieved kwills...bond

is to alert the enemy to the cummings and goings at Kissingham castle...which side are you working for?

And you shouldn't be going into pubs at your age... Just make sure you only have the one bottle!

Kissy K (pussy G)
xx