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Violet(M)

Pussy galore...sorry ...Agent Orange...just checking in with an update.

found out Munchkins are not hanging at all...Henning has them tied down so they don't float away...something to do with all the helium they inhale...Like Henning they are full of hot air...(i'm going to get into trouble for this aren't I?).

As to the seduction of H, this could prove quite difficult as I have no idea who the hell i'm looking for...Maybe an e-fit picture or a bit of inside infomation from the boys upstairs...

I thought i'd try to lure him with a bit of leg first (hope he's a leg man!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQP3mf_M1Gc

Oh and violet (M)...whilst lurking in some very dodgy clubs i came across someone you might recognise...The disguises are very good but some one keeps popping up...I don't like to tell tales but he gives one girl a nice bunch of flowers and aparently he gave the other girl a bracelet (well at least it wasn't one of those necklaces).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVrH1OfVjw

cate...

I think you would make a great Honey Ryder...Be careful of that dagger...(at least i keep my weapons concealed...most of the time).
I think...violet is Bond or M or v...Sir F is baby bond...or something else...not too sure...

imaginary friend wrote:No wait Violet & Baby K!!!!

Henning WAS a mole, but now he's a BIRD! He turned into a bird because Cate and DB threatened to discipline him and made him 'sing' (FYI Baby K, that is code for 'reveal all he knows') I know, because I was hiding in the shadows and caught it on video!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FtGf9IfI9A

See?

.. actually, I can see agent orange is doing her job with Henning, then.. my she works fast (!)

.. hi lady kissy k.. will talk to you tomorrow.. need to call it a day, I think.. first a good night note..

My dearest Lordship,

I'm extraordinarily tired right now.. I'm sure you know the feeling.
I'm hoping with a few good nights' sleep things will feel a bit.. I
don't know, calmer maybe.. I feel a bit undone today.. but realized
I've not had enough sleep lately, and so the world is seeming a bit
heavy somehow..
.. sweet dreams..
v i o l e t.. x

.. oh, hi Cate.. yes, I noticed the green thing too.. I forgot I'd done that.. green with envy, maybe.. is what I must have been thinking.. but you know, back then I could pull off the green lip look.. now, I'm not so sure.. I'm rather more pink now..


To the inhabitants of Kissingham Castle:

Well, I've had one fairly okay night's sleep, and am hoping one more will put me back in better form..

Anyway, for now, I need to do a correction on an earlier post of mine.. I've been informed by a, uh, informant.. one whom I happen to trust, that is.. that it's not the Germans who like their beer warm, but instead you Brits.. or just English, maybe.. (don't know about you Irish, on that count).. So, my apologies for attributing this abominable trait to the Germans.. seems they like a good cold lager.. As to you Brits, what can I say?.. obviously, I hope you all work through the matter for your own well being, and, quite frankly, self respect.. (warm beer.. my god).. Oh, I might also change slightly the adjective I used concerning the German's taste for jazz.. instead of it being "dull" jazz they're into, I suggest the word more properly should have been "tedious".. (you see, I'm tired.. so.. not my usual "spot on" self, as it were)..

.. as to just what/is/shall be Henning.. like so many others here, his identity seems to shift, and so far be it for us to try and nail things down, on that count.. all I know is that he means us ill.. and we've got to ferret out (he could be a ferret, I guess, too) his methods if we want to save not just Kissingham, but the extended regions of Cohendom.. (that's sounding too close to condom, I'm afraid.. not that condoms shouldn't be used, at times.. still.. not the best allusion I don't think.. I mean, especially for a place called Kissingham)..

.. okay.. moving on..

.. oh, but first.. Lady Kissy K., and anyone else who might well be concerned.. Nice legs, yes.. but when are we going to finally admit for once and for all: Marlene Dietrich can't sing.. the only thing that saves her voice for me is the jaded-blue charm of the song "Falling in Love Again"... (never wanted to).. (what am I to do?).. (can't help it).. Oh, and that great "look at my panties" peek-a-boo skirt she was wearing.. (in the Blue Angel film, I mean)..

.. but that German number you posted.. gad-- that was brutal..

..oh, and as to.. Evil Queen Cate as Honey Ryder.. hmm.. something's fishy here.. I mean, this seems very much a disguise to me.. (be careful Agent Orange.. she's up to no good, as usual)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82fC5daDu9w
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh, and finally.. as to these escalating appearances by someone who's allegedly his Lordship (Lady K.).. I guess I have to evoke Freud's helpful adage, yet again.. (though a slightly different variation of it): sometimes Cary Grant is just Cary Grant.. (and that goes for Sean Connery too).. although, I do believe that was his Lordship on that train.. (in our tunnel of love, as it were).. and I do believe he was the reporter Gregory Peck was playing (when I was a runaway princess).. along with a few other appearances, as well.. as it does seem his Lordship will surface from time to time.. especially those times I need him most.. but I guess it's my heart that's the gauge of that.. (it seems I'm sounding like Dorothy)..

okay.. 'til soon,
sweet princess v i o l e t (flower).. xx x

Violet wrote:.

..oh, and as to.. Evil Queen Cate as Honey Ryder.. hmm.. something's fishy here.. I mean, this seems very much a disguise to me.. (be careful Agent Orange.. she's up to no good, as usual)..[/size]

there is something fishy here - somebody took my shells!
and why on earth am I walking like that, maybe I got knocked in the hip or something (where's that sir F? maybe he snatched my shells hoping to find a pearl for his lady of the tower)

more importantly

but when are we going to finally admit for once and for all: Marlene Dietrich can't sing..

she doesn’t melt you?
her voice is like soft velvet that falls down your back barely touching your skin…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd-kPcqvAds ( listen at 1:17 when she speaks a little... oh my, that's soooo lovely)

came back after watching more clips

She's a barrenness!!! Do we have a dance hall?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUnacYzT ... re=related

We love you too Violet. Splendid writer, lady possessed of the Mother of all imaginations, tender soul.

Sweet dreams Princess.

XO

love being sent from this direction as well xxx

Love from me too violet

Kissy K xx

Gee I'm choking up here I love you guys too!
I'm a little busy now the holiday season has started, so if I'm not around as much it's because I'm working longer hours ,but I will do my best to check in as often as I can.In fact I can't really stay away I'm addicted to you all!

Love you too, Violet.

By the way, 'Blue Angel'...great film!

King G.xxx

.. gee.. what sweet a morning.. it's nice to feel loved.. I can't believe I forgot his Lordship.. (but I think he knows by now that I love him too)..

.. heading upstate.. the heat and humidity around here is unbelievable... (and it is a great film, kingly)..

s.p.v. (fl.).. xx x

Where to start? oh yes, I.M thank you for your compliment um... as for the spppanking bit? um...can I keep my extra paddinged diaper on?

Sweet Princess V ,M ,Boss I'm so glad you liked my scroll it was really difficult to write with that featheredl quill, it kept tickling me under the chin!

Dastardly Evil Queen Cate,I am kwills is Bond,no that's not right...the name is Bond Bond kwills, no...Bond kwills IS Bond! that's it Bond kwills IS Bond that's my name!

Lady Kissy K I hope you're not implying that I keep falling asl ..snore!.....whaat? my name is Falloffhishorsealot not fallsasleeponthejobalot! Anyway,does your being agent Orange,or was that Pussy galore? mean that we're both working for V also known as M also known as Sweet Princess V,also known as Boss? Oh! you're the very sexy UNDERCOVER agent? I get it now,you get to lie in bed all day talking to a pillow while I have to do all the dangerous stuff,I suppose that's fair enough...I think.

Psst Cate? /Honey Ryder, you seem to have very stiff limbs I have some oil for my armour if you want some.

Gerry where are you in all of this? Has I.M tied you up somewhere?

Don't know where i am Bond, Kwills, Fallofhishorsealot, or whoever you may be! Its getting a bit confusing around here with all these spies and undercover agents..don't know if i'm coming or going!
I was tied up for a while by I.M. but managed to escape.
I'm supposed to be King around here and haven't had my sword polished for days.
Hope Princess Violet is ok and hasn't jumped from that tower yet.